What is the best thing that happened to you yesterday?

[Gregg]

Was your wife allowed to talk?

nicely played.


No but that has nothing to do with the church.


The comedians were a husband and wife team whose act centered around married couples.

[Steve]

I did not get cirumcised.

[Fresno Bob]

Morning sex

[Erik]

Morning sex

With whose wife?

[Fresno Bob]

With whose wife?

Who said she was married?

[bryanbutler]

Who said she was married?

she did.

[Gregg]

I have to admit I am kind of shocked that at 8:10 Central Time I see no posts saying that a Giants Super Bowl win was the best thing for them yesterday.

Attending Church was the best thing for me yesterday. The worship was strong, the message good, the fellowship even better.

[B-Fly]

Marlee is now potty trained and Xander is now walking. Pretty exciting milestones for my babies.

[Gregg]

Marlee is now potty trained and Xander is now walking. Pretty exciting milestones for my babies.

Nice. Those are huge.

Pretty fun too.

[Cobain's Ghost]

a drunk native american woman asked me if i wanted to be her white boy.

[Midnight Otter]

Nice. Those are huge.

Pretty fun too.

My first selection in the Draft of posts in this thread that mean something completely different when taken out of context.

[Kevin Seitzer]

1.02

They will be a little big at first....but she'll grow into them.

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[heyelander]

1.03 "Not sure, I've never done it."

Words you never thought you would hear DMT utter (type)

[Cobain's Ghost]

1.04 -

Attending Church was the best thing for me yesterday. The whore's hip was strong, the massage good, the fellatio even better.

[Erik]

1.05

Had a double double at In N Out

Steal!