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  • Just saw this on fb, too funny.

    If DMT didn't exist we would have to invent it. There has to be a weirdest thing. Once we have the concept weird, there has to be a weirdest thing. And DMT is simply it.
    - Terence McKenna

    Bullshit is everywhere. - George Carlin (& Jon Stewart)

    How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel Paige

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    • I miss that guy.

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      • Originally posted by GwynnInTheHall View Post
        Be careful, Kentucky will be the new Capital of the full restored United States. Of course, the President will have to have a purty mouth.
        Not all of Kentucky is that way. Only the 95% inhabited by UK fans.
        Only the madman is absolutely sure. -Robert Anton Wilson, novelist (1932-2007)

        Faith is believing what you know ain't so. -Mark Twain, author and humorist (1835-1910)

        A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
        -- William James

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        • Originally posted by Don Quixote View Post
          Not all of Kentucky is that way. Only the 95% inhabited by UK fans.
          You mean except in Louisville?

          J
          Ad Astra per Aspera

          Oh. In that case, never mind. - Wonderboy

          GITH fails logic 101. - bryanbutler

          Bah...OJH caught me. - Pogues

          I don't know if you guys are being willfully ignorant, but... - Judge Jude

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          • Originally posted by eldiablo505
            Obama ate dog meat when he lived in Indonesia. That totally counters what Romney did to his poor dog on his road trip. Ah, politics...
            haven't we all? I mean in TJ they're called "Street Tacos"
            If I whisper my wicked marching orders into the ether with no regard to where or how they may bear fruit, I am blameless should a broken spirit carry those orders out upon the innocent, for it was not my hand that took the action merely my lips which let slip their darkest wish. ~Daniel Devereaux 2011

            Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
            Martin Luther King, Jr.

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            • Originally posted by eldiablo505
              Obama ate dog meat when he lived in Indonesia. That totally counters what Romney did to his poor dog on his road trip. Ah, politics...
              Shoot, both issues are inane. Romney made a mistake loading for a trip...for those of us with kids, we know exactly how that could have happened.

              And in the words of Mel Gibson in "The Patriot"..."Dog makes a fine meal!"

              Hey, GITH - wouldn't eating dog end the whole issue of Obama being a Muslim? Dog isn't allowed in the Muslim diet, right?
              I'm just here for the baseball.

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              • Originally posted by chancellor View Post
                Shoot, both issues are inane. Romney made a mistake loading for a trip...for those of us with kids, we know exactly how that could have happened.

                And in the words of Mel Gibson in "The Patriot"..."Dog makes a fine meal!"

                Hey, GITH - wouldn't eating dog end the whole issue of Obama being a Muslim? Dog isn't allowed in the Muslim diet, right?
                You're assuming those who still believe this actually think.
                If I whisper my wicked marching orders into the ether with no regard to where or how they may bear fruit, I am blameless should a broken spirit carry those orders out upon the innocent, for it was not my hand that took the action merely my lips which let slip their darkest wish. ~Daniel Devereaux 2011

                Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
                Martin Luther King, Jr.

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                • BTW, doesn't it seem as though Obama has already been re elected?
                  If I whisper my wicked marching orders into the ether with no regard to where or how they may bear fruit, I am blameless should a broken spirit carry those orders out upon the innocent, for it was not my hand that took the action merely my lips which let slip their darkest wish. ~Daniel Devereaux 2011

                  Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
                  Martin Luther King, Jr.

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                  • Am I the only person in the room that would pistol whip and piss on Ted Nugent if given the opportunity....what a freaking tool.....LOL

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                    • Originally posted by eldiablo505
                      Made a mistake? He loaded the dog on the roof purposefully and asserted that the dog loved it up there. I've never seen this incident referred to in the manner you seem to be doing here.
                      No, he asserted the dog loved it up there, but both he and his wife have both said it was by mistake.

                      It's still a stupid issue. On one hand, I hope the Dems keep pounding it out there since a whole lot more Americans are repulsed by eating dog than a dog that rode on top of a car once. OTOH, it's not even remotely a real issue on either side, so I'm hoping it goes away for both Romney and Obama.

                      Edit to add: And who gives a rip about Ted Nugent? He's about as relational to this election as Spike Lee.
                      I'm just here for the baseball.

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                      • Originally posted by chancellor View Post
                        Shoot, both issues are inane. Romney made a mistake loading for a trip...for those of us with kids, we know exactly how that could have happened.
                        This is rich, to the point I'm not sure whether chance is pulling our legs or not.

                        Anyone here (apart from the Home Alone cast) ever forget one of your kids when loading for a trip? Or accidentally strap a kid to the top of the station wagon? I hate it when mistakes like that happen.

                        I have not until now seen this incident to be an issue, but if someone is actually going to defend Mitt on this, even if it's Mitt, then it becomes an issue. The coverup/justification is usually more of a disaster than the original act.

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                        • Originally posted by eldiablo505
                          President Obama slow jamming the news that he wants to freeze Stafford Loan rates for students this year on Jimmy Fallon. This is some seriously badass shizz:
                          best post from the Tosh.0 thread on this:

                          I for one appreciate a politician who gets me in the mood before he ****s me.
                          I'm not expecting to grow flowers in the desert...

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                          • Originally posted by heyelander View Post
                            best post from the Tosh.0 thread on this:
                            that is fantastic

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                            • Jimmy Fallon has got to be the least funny person in the funny business.
                              "The Times found no pattern of sexual misconduct by Mr. Biden, beyond the hugs, kisses and touching that women previously said made them uncomfortable." -NY Times

                              "For a woman to come forward in the glaring lights of focus, nationally, you’ve got to start off with the presumption that at least the essence of what she’s talking about is real, whether or not she forgets facts" - Joe Biden

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