RJ names...

[Steve]

i might be the only old-timer here that has a handle that is his real name. ah well. i never bought into the "don't use your real name online because bad things will happen" theory, and i've been online since the mid 80's. so, yeah, my handle is my name. really. don't stalk me...

I'm an old-timer.

[Kevin Seitzer]

I'm an old-timer.

And yet you don't look a day older in your picture.

[Gregg]

I wasn't?

No chad was.

[Gregg]

I was looking for a name that the mere sight of it would irritate Bob.

[wannabegriffey]

Y'all know I root root root for the clean players

[Lucky]

Born with it. Couldn't think of anything clever when inputting my info.

[Piney Boy]

I live in the Pine Barrens of South New Jersey. There is a bumper sticker in town that says Piney Power, but I did not think that was a good handle. Piney Man also did not have a good ring to it either.

[SMELL THE GLOVE]

Obviously Spinal Tap, but more when S.T. first came out we had a softball team named after the bar we worked in, but every game one of our fans would heckle, "smell the glove." for fun the next season we had his face made into our jersey with STG around it. No longer Sons of Italy, now Smell the Glove....

fyi... in Athens, Ga way back then, there was no booze sold anywhere on Sunday. Thus the bar league Sunday games. not so surprisingly, there was always a keg around Sunday night.

[bryanbutler]

sorry - i should have been more clear in that i have *both* my first and last name in my handle.

yes, you are an old-timer . (to both Steve and Gregg.)

[Gregg]

sorry - i should have been more clear in that i have *both* my first and last name in my handle.

yes, you are an old-timer . (to both Steve and Gregg.)

I just thought you liked to say your name really fast.

[Wonderboy]

And yet you don't look a day otter in your picture.

Fixed.

[Wonderboy]

In my younger days I was considered an up-and-comer in my industry and one competitor took to call me the boy wonder. So just switched it around so I wouldn't have to wear that goofy Robin costume.

[cavebird]

I think a lot of people here know this, but mine is boring along the lines of baldgriff. My handle has nothing to do with caves or birds. "cave" are the first four letters of my last name and the chess opening I play is the "Bird's" Opening. (After Henry Bird, a 19th century English bloke.) The first online place I had a handle on was in the early 90's and it was a chess site, so I picked that. It's my name everywhere ever since.

[Erik]

This was the first internet message board I ever joined, back when it wasn't common knowledge that you shouldn't use your real name. So this is my real name.

My fantasy team names are much more creative. (The Andy Reid Diet Plan, Kickers on Roids, etc.)

[Controller Jacobs]

Controller Jacobs is "Johnny" from the Airplane! movies, the guy in my avatar.