New Shoelaces

[Kevin Seitzer]

You could describe my interest as rapt.

[Kevin Seitzer]

Great question ! And thank you for your continued interest in my shoelaces ! So the tri-fold FORENSIC audit revealed an extension beyond my shoe of several inches. So we went with the 45 inch laces.

Oh, I have continued interest all right. You can count on that !

[The Feral Slasher]

I am correct in interpreting this to mean that your old schoelaces were three feet long?

Great question ! And thank you for your continued interest in my shoelaces ! So the tri-fold FORENSIC audit revealed an extension beyond my shoe of several inches. So we went with the 45 inch laces.

[umjewman]

a lot, i can tell you that ! Stacks of ballots ! Very suspect

unleash the cyber ninjas!

[Kevin Seitzer]

I am correct in interpreting this to mean that your old schoelaces were three feet long?

* spellcheck tells me it doesn't like my spelling of schoelaces, but I think I like it just fine

[Kevin Seitzer]

If folding them over three times, laying them on the ground, and comparing them to my foot length qualifies as a FORENSIC audit, yes I did (and based on the RJ history of FORENSIC audits I am confident this qualifies as FORENSIC). The Feral Slasher is all about FORENSICs.

I am correct in interpreting this to mean that your old schoelaces were three feet long?

[The Feral Slasher]

a lot, I can tell you that ! stacks of ballots ! Very suspect

*close to 20

[The Feral Slasher]

In folding over the shoelaces, how many illegal votes for j.biden did you find?

a lot, I can tell you that ! stacks of ballots ! Very suspect

[The Feral Slasher]

Hopefully the new ones haven't worn out yet !

They have not ! Of course I haven't worn the shoes with the new laces yet either...so can't really vouch for them. It may be 2023 before I can give an assessment. I know it's hard to wait...but please be patient !

[umjewman]

Yes, you can

Thank you, I appreciate it.

[umjewman]

If folding them over three times, laying them on the ground, and comparing them to my foot length qualifies as a FORENSIC audit, yes I did (and based on the RJ history of FORENSIC audits I am confident this qualifies as FORENSIC). The Feral Slasher is all about FORENSICs.

In folding over the shoelaces, how many illegal votes for j.biden did you find?

[The Feral Slasher]

Also, can we get an update on the shoelaces?

Yes, you can

[umjewman]

Hopefully the new ones haven't worn out yet !

You never know. They don’t make shoelaces like they used to is the word on the street.

[The Feral Slasher]

Did you do a FORENSIC audit of your old shoelaces before you went to get the new ones? I bet you did.

If folding them over three times, laying them on the ground, and comparing them to my foot length qualifies as a FORENSIC audit, yes I did (and based on the RJ history of FORENSIC audits I am confident this qualifies as FORENSIC). The Feral Slasher is all about FORENSICs.

[Kevin Seitzer]

Also, can we get an update on the shoelaces?

Hopefully the new ones haven't worn out yet !