Stand Up Comedy

[johnnya24]

If you like Shumer, you should like her ex, Anthony Jeselnik, my current favorite. Going to see him this Sunday night in Orlando. NSFW

Actually the first time I saw both was on the Charlie Sheen Roast. They were both really funny.

[Controller Jacobs]

Al Madrigal

[johnnya24]

... Here's the one I'll use - Bill Burr

That's actually really clever ...

[heyelander]

not standup, but it seemed like the best place to put some jokes...


50 People On ‘The Most Intellectual Joke I Know’

http://thoughtcatalog.com/2013/50-people-on-the-most-intellectual-joke-i-know/#S0bEpE8Fl5KiBwIe.01

My fav: Your mother is so classless, she could be a marxist utopia

[johnnya24]

not standup, but it seemed like the best place to put some jokes...


50 People On ‘The Most Intellectual Joke I Know’

http://thoughtcatalog.com/2013/50-people-on-the-most-intellectual-joke-i-know/#S0bEpE8Fl5KiBwIe.01

My fav: Your mother is so classless, she could be a marxist utopia

I'm not sure if it's the funniest, but I laughed hardest at this one:

A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5ft to the left, the chemist takes a shot and misses 5ft to the right, the statistician yells “We got ‘em!”

I just nodded in agreement with this one:

The programmer’s wife tells him: “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.”

The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.

Nice:

This sentence contains exactly threee erors.

Haha:

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, “Can I have a glass of H2O.”

The second chemist says “Can I have a glass of water too.”

The first chemist broke down in tears – his assassination attempt had failed.

[Fresno Bob]

[/COLOR]Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, “Can I have a glass of H2O.”

The second chemist says “Can I have a glass of water too.”

The first chemist broke down in tears – his assassination attempt had failed.

don't get this one, is it a heavy water thing? Isn't that H30?

[ironfist]

don't get this one, is it a heavy water thing? Isn't that H30?

He wanted the other guy to say H2O2 ("H2O, too")

[johnnya24]

don't get this one, is it a heavy water thing? Isn't that H30?

H202 is Hydrogen peroxide which is apparently often used in bleach.

[Controller Jacobs]

Kumail Nanjiani finds his hometown in the latest Call of Duty game

[Controller Jacobs]

Patrice O'Neil r.i.p.