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Originally posted by umjewman View Post
I think it has to meet certain size requirements to truly be a "tub." I think your standard size peanut butter container would not be a tub, but if you get like a family size, it might pass for a tub.
It's not a jar of fake butter.I'm not expecting to grow flowers in the desert...
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Originally posted by Kevin Seitzer View PostActually, can you call it a jar if it's made out of plastic? A "container" maybe? That seems too generic, though. It's jar-shaped.
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I recognize the dictionary, and apparently Wikipedia, says that, but a plastic "jar" still doesn't feel right to me. It's going against centuries of convention. Plastic can't just come in and pretend to be a jar. Hey, I'm a jar, look at me!"Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"
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Originally posted by Kevin Seitzer View Post
Back in the day, Brussel sprouts tasted like old shoelaces that had been sitting in the dishwasher.
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Originally posted by Kevin Seitzer View Post
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Champagne for breakfast and a Sherman in my hand !
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The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
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Originally posted by Kevin Seitzer View Post
I recognize the dictionary, and apparently Wikipedia, says that, but a plastic "jar" still doesn't feel right to me. It's going against centuries of convention. Plastic can't just come in and pretend to be a jar. Hey, I'm a jar, look at me!---------------------------------------------
Champagne for breakfast and a Sherman in my hand !
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The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
George Orwell, 1984
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Originally posted by Kevin Seitzer View Post
I recognize the dictionary, and apparently Wikipedia, says that, but a plastic "jar" still doesn't feel right to me. It's going against centuries of convention. Plastic can't just come in and pretend to be a jar. Hey, I'm a jar, look at me!
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Originally posted by Sour Masher View Post
Since we have transitioned to naming conventions, I wanted to point out that I like how you rightly corrected my misspelling of leaving an S off of the end of Brussels, but quickly conformed to the very common convention of misspelling it without the S. I told my wife I did that and she was surprised, because usually when I misspell things, it is to add an S, not take one away."Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"
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Originally posted by The Feral Slasher View Post
As much as I hate to agree with you, I think you are right for once
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Originally posted by heyelander View Post
I've always called the 15oz container of I can't believe it's not butter a tub, so I don't think it's size, or material, but maybe shape?
It's not a jar of fake butter.
Also, having tasted I can't believe it's not butter.....I would have to say that I very much can believe that it's not butter.
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Originally posted by umjewman View Post
It took many years and many topics, but we finally found agreement on something. Although I think we also agree that you spend too much time in Binghamton. So that's two things. And that the Cyber Ninjas are ridiculous. So three things. Three things we agree on. And also that your new shoelaces are resilient. So those four things. Nothing else though.---------------------------------------------
Champagne for breakfast and a Sherman in my hand !
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The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
George Orwell, 1984
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