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Happy Easter...from Kate Upton
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She's got some very nice eggs"You know what's wrong with America? If I lovingly tongue a woman's nipple in a movie, it gets an "NC-17" rating, if I chop it off with a machete, it's an "R". That's what's wrong with America, man...."--Dennis Hopper
"One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real." -- Klaus Kinski
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"You know what's wrong with America? If I lovingly tongue a woman's nipple in a movie, it gets an "NC-17" rating, if I chop it off with a machete, it's an "R". That's what's wrong with America, man...."--Dennis Hopper
"One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real." -- Klaus Kinski
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Originally posted by heyelander View Postthat joke is so esoteric that I can't understand it even using google.
Mordecai Brown was known as "Three Finger" Brown due to an accident in his youth (actually two accidents). He lost a finger and had a couple more mangled. He still learned to pitch and became a Hall of Famer. The odd finger configuration made the ball do odd, but very effective, things.
I would imagine that Kate Upton could likewise be very effective with three fingers.
(No Antonio Alfonseca jokes, please.)
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Originally posted by Roto Rooter View Post"You know what's wrong with America? If I lovingly tongue a woman's nipple in a movie, it gets an "NC-17" rating, if I chop it off with a machete, it's an "R". That's what's wrong with America, man...."--Dennis Hopper
"One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real." -- Klaus Kinski
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