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  • #2
    She's got some very nice eggs
    "You know what's wrong with America? If I lovingly tongue a woman's nipple in a movie, it gets an "NC-17" rating, if I chop it off with a machete, it's an "R". That's what's wrong with America, man...."--Dennis Hopper

    "One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real." -- Klaus Kinski

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    • #3
      That's the pride of Michigan right there.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by umjewboy View Post
        That's the pride of Michigan right there.
        Whatever - she went to HS here in central Florida

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        • #5
          Originally posted by umjewboy View Post
          That's the pride of Michigan right there.
          Well she's not built like a Chrysler that's for sure.

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          • #6
            I hope this is just the first in a series.

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            • #7
              I've already watched that a couple times and had to do it again. God bless her!

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              • #8
                I wonder if she knows it's the feast of St Mordecai next week ... I'd love to see what she can do with 3 fingers.

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                • #9
                  that joke is so esoteric that I can't understand it even using google.
                  I'm not expecting to grow flowers in the desert...

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                  • #10
                    This must be the earliest that someone has wrapped up Time's Person of the Year.
                    people called me an idiot for burning popcorn in the microwave, but i know the real truth. - nullnor

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                    • #11
                      Kate continues her war on religion....

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                      "You know what's wrong with America? If I lovingly tongue a woman's nipple in a movie, it gets an "NC-17" rating, if I chop it off with a machete, it's an "R". That's what's wrong with America, man...."--Dennis Hopper

                      "One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real." -- Klaus Kinski

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by heyelander View Post
                          that joke is so esoteric that I can't understand it even using google.
                          I think the Feast Of Mordecai is a Jewish holiday, though I'm certainly no expert.

                          Mordecai Brown was known as "Three Finger" Brown due to an accident in his youth (actually two accidents). He lost a finger and had a couple more mangled. He still learned to pitch and became a Hall of Famer. The odd finger configuration made the ball do odd, but very effective, things.

                          I would imagine that Kate Upton could likewise be very effective with three fingers.


                          (No Antonio Alfonseca jokes, please.)

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                          • #14
                            Ah, I see what he did there.
                            I'm not expecting to grow flowers in the desert...

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Roto Rooter View Post
                              I was just about to post this.....
                              "You know what's wrong with America? If I lovingly tongue a woman's nipple in a movie, it gets an "NC-17" rating, if I chop it off with a machete, it's an "R". That's what's wrong with America, man...."--Dennis Hopper

                              "One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real." -- Klaus Kinski

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