i suddenly have an urge to be a male stripper. i didn't watch a movie, i think there is a movie out like that. i'd have to start working out, and learn how to dance. and get younger. the first 2 are doable. i've been feeling kind of flirty. so i smiled at a fat woman, and an awkward one, and a gay guy at work and a fat woman at the deli and one at the liquor store. i think i got positive responses from all of them. i figure if it's not some fleeting impulse i might as well practice.
but i think you have to look like those dudes on the covers of cheap romance novels. i used to be good at flirting. i started remembering once a long time ago at my girlfriends house i got her aunt to look down my shirt. like her aunt would be embarrassed about it later. we usually never had sex when her mother was home, but i remember at the end of that night i didn't have to ask, she just grabbed me and was like come on. lol
so i think thats my new thing. ima flirt with every crazy fat chick i see. see if i can find my mojo again.
i think i need hair for this.
but i think you have to look like those dudes on the covers of cheap romance novels. i used to be good at flirting. i started remembering once a long time ago at my girlfriends house i got her aunt to look down my shirt. like her aunt would be embarrassed about it later. we usually never had sex when her mother was home, but i remember at the end of that night i didn't have to ask, she just grabbed me and was like come on. lol
so i think thats my new thing. ima flirt with every crazy fat chick i see. see if i can find my mojo again.
i think i need hair for this.
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