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whats the cutoff age for being a male stripper?

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    whats the cutoff age for being a male stripper?

    i suddenly have an urge to be a male stripper. i didn't watch a movie, i think there is a movie out like that. i'd have to start working out, and learn how to dance. and get younger. the first 2 are doable. i've been feeling kind of flirty. so i smiled at a fat woman, and an awkward one, and a gay guy at work and a fat woman at the deli and one at the liquor store. i think i got positive responses from all of them. i figure if it's not some fleeting impulse i might as well practice.

    but i think you have to look like those dudes on the covers of cheap romance novels. i used to be good at flirting. i started remembering once a long time ago at my girlfriends house i got her aunt to look down my shirt. like her aunt would be embarrassed about it later. we usually never had sex when her mother was home, but i remember at the end of that night i didn't have to ask, she just grabbed me and was like come on. lol

    so i think thats my new thing. ima flirt with every crazy fat chick i see. see if i can find my mojo again.

    i think i need hair for this.
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    If you nuts hang lower than your knees - well it may be a show stopper.
    It is wrong and ultimately self-defeating for a nation of immigrants to permit the kind of abuse of our immigration laws we have seen in recent years and we must stop it.
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      Originally posted by baldgriff View Post
      If you nuts hang lower than your knees - well it may be a show stopper.
      In my younger days I worked with the developmentally disabled, we had this great guy, completely non-verbal, who started whimpering every time we took him to the bathroom and put him in a stall. Took us a while to figure out his balls had started hitting the water. We apologized profusely and put a booster on the can for him from then on. He beamed the first time we put it there.

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        ..so i thought, you know that 1985 heart album is a pretty good album to strip to. any one of the songs works. these dreams, what about love. etc.. i could be the almost 50 sentimental guy routine. i doubt anyone has a routine like that.

        you know they consider nancy wilson one of the top ten female guitarists off all time?

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