Some quick stories about my wife.

[Steve]

Mrs Judge is a major corporate meeting planner, so like the plumber's house with the ever-leaky faucet.......

Our main TV (we only had one total for our first 15 years - I recommend btw) is at least 15 years old, with a bigger backside than Kim Kardashian (#oldschool). For the last 8 or 9 months, we have had another TV on the floor next to it that is about 2 years old (from a relative), larger screen but flat.

To Steve's point, I can't explain why we haven't made the switch - except I can. She's the planner, so we both know it should happen when she plans it. Maybe it takes years.

And Steve is awesome and probably the best person in the entire posting population (hey, just my rant), so he wants you to know that the TV on the floor forever for no reason is exactly what marriage and life is all about.

Embrace the inner TVonthefloorfornoreason in your life!

#brotherfromanothermother

and Mrs Judge's pet name for me is an animal - but not one in the top 50 or so guesses - and not a lame one. so it's good. then again, they're all good, aren't they?

Duck-Billed Platypus?

[Judge Jude]

Mandy-eating Shark.....

[Fresno Bob]

My wife's cute pet name for me is "Hey Asshole".......at least I think it is.....

[SeaDogStat]

http://i.imgur.com/ngD1kE2.gifv

Tickle tickle

[Steve]

http://i.imgur.com/ngD1kE2.gifv

Tickle tickle

Only imagine I'm trying to drive, not just floating along when the tickling starts.

[Steve]

Here's one more story.

At the time, we had large wooden end tables that my friend built for me next to each side of our bed. These things are built to last and are quite heavy. So, I'm asleep in bed and the next minute I'm in the floor as my wife has awoken and SHOVED me completely out of bed. I wake up and ask if she's aware that she could have killed me if my head had hit the end table. She says "I had a dream that you did __________!" I don't remember what __________ was, but I said "I would NEVER do that!" She says, that she knows that, but the dream made her mad and I would just have to live with it.

Not as funny as the other, but it still makes me smile and did even then. (Once I got over being mad about getting pushed out of bed.)

[Fresno Bob]

Here's one more story.

At the time, we had large wooden end tables that my friend built for me next to each side of our bed. These things are built to last and are quite heavy. So, I'm asleep in bed and the next minute I'm in the floor as my wife has awoken and SHOVED me completely out of bed. I wake up and ask if she's aware that she could have killed me if my head had hit the end table. She says "I had a dream that you did __________!" I don't remember what __________ was, but I said "I would NEVER do that!" She says, that she knows that, but the dream made her mad and I would just have to live with it.

Not as funny as the other, but it still makes me smile and did even then. (Once I got over being mad about getting pushed out of bed.)

"my sister"

[heyelander]

"my sister"

Makes the NEVER do that all the more funny. I'm sure his SIL is a charming woman.

[Steve]

Makes the NEVER do that all the more funny. I'm sure his SIL is a charming woman.

No, my wife's sister is not a charming woman. My wife didn't even like her.

[Judge Jude]

So she was mad that you had such poor taste (in the dream). That's on you, Steve!