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Do you have conversations with your spouse/significant other over and over? My wife and I did almost to the point they were routines or skits we did over and over.
The first one:
She developed a habit of tickling me while I was driving. I finally got her to stop (convinced her it was dangerous, but I think that's why she did it!). But she continued to do it when we were stopped at intersections. She would tickle me and say the rule was that she couldn't tickle me while I was driving, but if the car was stopped then the car was essentially parked and the rule didn't count. I would counter with that if my foot was on a pedal (ie. the brake) it counted as driving and she was not allowed to tickle me.
The second one:
Me: Hey, hon! (when she walked in the door if I got home first that day
Her: Hey, _________ (she had a pet name for me that I will NOT tell you - it's not dirty, it's just none of your business!
However, I did not really like the pet name)
Me: No, Hey, Steve!
Her: My ____________, mine, mine, mine. There are certain perks to being my ______________.
Me: That's true, I just wish the job had a more sophisticated title.
We must have had those two conversations 100 times. Maybe it was just us. Oh, I didn't mind having the conversations over and over at all. I knew my lines by heart.
Now this last one is not really related to the first two.
One day we are watching Family Feud and during fast money they asked 100 married couples how often the kissed their spouse a day. The number one answer was three. Now I don't know about you and your lot OR how they were counting kisses, but my wife and I kissed a whole lot more than that. Even if you count 3 quick pecks (smooches as we called them) as 1 kiss, we still kissed way more then 3 times a day. Maybe we were the odd ones, but we just thought that 3 kisses a day was WAY low.
The first one:
She developed a habit of tickling me while I was driving. I finally got her to stop (convinced her it was dangerous, but I think that's why she did it!). But she continued to do it when we were stopped at intersections. She would tickle me and say the rule was that she couldn't tickle me while I was driving, but if the car was stopped then the car was essentially parked and the rule didn't count. I would counter with that if my foot was on a pedal (ie. the brake) it counted as driving and she was not allowed to tickle me.
The second one:
Me: Hey, hon! (when she walked in the door if I got home first that day
Her: Hey, _________ (she had a pet name for me that I will NOT tell you - it's not dirty, it's just none of your business!
However, I did not really like the pet name)Me: No, Hey, Steve!
Her: My ____________, mine, mine, mine. There are certain perks to being my ______________.
Me: That's true, I just wish the job had a more sophisticated title.
We must have had those two conversations 100 times. Maybe it was just us. Oh, I didn't mind having the conversations over and over at all. I knew my lines by heart.
Now this last one is not really related to the first two.
One day we are watching Family Feud and during fast money they asked 100 married couples how often the kissed their spouse a day. The number one answer was three. Now I don't know about you and your lot OR how they were counting kisses, but my wife and I kissed a whole lot more than that. Even if you count 3 quick pecks (smooches as we called them) as 1 kiss, we still kissed way more then 3 times a day. Maybe we were the odd ones, but we just thought that 3 kisses a day was WAY low.
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