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"You know what's wrong with America? If I lovingly tongue a woman's nipple in a movie, it gets an "NC-17" rating, if I chop it off with a machete, it's an "R". That's what's wrong with America, man...."--Dennis Hopper
"One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real." -- Klaus Kinski -
Kids don't want to critically think when asked a simple questions.
They would rather you give them the answer...they're like most people, lazy."Looks like I picked a bad day to give up sniffing glue.
- Steven McCrosky (Lloyd Bridges) in Airplane
i have epiphanies like that all the time. for example i was watching a basketball game today and realized pom poms are like a pair of tits. there's 2 of them. they're round. they shake. women play with them. thus instead of having two, cheerleaders have four boobs.
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The moral of the story: Don't talk to high school age people. No good can come from it.Comment
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I don't want to admit it, but I think my kid who is a college freshman may be smarter than me. Only life experience gives me any kind of advantage at this point.Comment
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