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For starters, his father killed Kennedy. Plus, his wife is a horseface. -
He's a selfish, self-serving A-hole. However, he is a driven, extremely competent, and well-organized A-hole. Hence, the next President of the USA.Originally posted by The Feral Slasher View Post
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Oh. In that case, never mind.
- Wonderboy
GITH fails logic 101. - bryanbutler
Bah...OJH caught me. - Pogues
I don't know if you guys are being willfully ignorant, but... - Judge JudeComment
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I'll give him props for the new beard. It does make him appear slightly less weasel-ish.Originally posted by The Feral Slasher View Post"When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, "it means just what I choose it to mean - neither more nor less."
"The question is," said Alice, "whether you can make words mean so many different things."
"The question is," said Humpty Dumpty, "which is to be master - that's all."Comment
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would it help with a horseface ?Originally posted by senorsheep View Post---------------------------------------------
Champagne for breakfast and a Sherman in my hand !
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The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
George Orwell, 1984
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Depends. Is she considering employment in an old-time circus sideshow?Originally posted by The Feral Slasher View Post"When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, "it means just what I choose it to mean - neither more nor less."
"The question is," said Alice, "whether you can make words mean so many different things."
"The question is," said Humpty Dumpty, "which is to be master - that's all."Comment
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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"Originally posted by The Feral Slasher View Post
I thought Cruz was a needle nose. The beard actually helps but it makes him look a lot like someone else.
At least it's the same party.
JAd Astra per Aspera
Oh. In that case, never mind. - Wonderboy
GITH fails logic 101. - bryanbutler
Bah...OJH caught me. - Pogues
I don't know if you guys are being willfully ignorant, but... - Judge JudeComment
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Vladimir Putin: “I believe him” that he didn’t interfere in our election.
Prince MBS: “I believe him” that he didn’t order Khashoggi’s murder.
Kim Jong Un: “I believe him” that he had no knowledge of the arrest and torture of an American citizen, Otto Warmbier.
American intelligence that has evidence to the contrary for all three: “I don’t believe them.”
Ladies and gentlemen, the biggest stooge and traitor in American history.Comment
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And he was, don't forget, a leading figure of the birther movement. He never believed Obama, no matter how "strong" his assertions that he was American.Originally posted by revo View PostComment
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And he didn't believe in the '69 Mets.Comment
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Order more straws.Originally posted by revo View Post"I lingered round them, under that benign sky: watched the moths fluttering among the heath and harebells, listened to the soft wind breathing through the grass, and wondered how any one could ever imagine unquiet slumbers for the sleepers in that quiet earth."Comment
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Ad Astra per Aspera
Oh. In that case, never mind. - Wonderboy
GITH fails logic 101. - bryanbutler
Bah...OJH caught me. - Pogues
I don't know if you guys are being willfully ignorant, but... - Judge JudeComment
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Today in BigDumpWorld:
- Dumpy blames Michael Cohen for the failed NK talks (bwhahahahahahhaha)
- Fox News admits they had the Stormy Daniels story in 2016 but spiked it
- Report came out that Dumpy ordered Gary Cohn to block the AT&T-Time Warner merger because TW owned CNN.......awww, poow widdle dumpy wumpy
- Matt Whitaker abruptly quits from the DOJ....hmmmmmmComment
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Today in BigDumpWorld:
- Right on the heels of a report that Dumpy wanted Gary Cohn to block the AT&T-Time Warner merger because of Dumpy's hatred of CNN, comes this bombshell: T-Mobile execs, in order to curry favor with Dumpy to be sweet on their own merger which needed federal approval, patronized his DC hotel to the tune of $195K (prior to the merger, they had spent all of $1k there)
- former Dumpy lawyer and Baseball Hall of Famer Ty Cobb said Mueller is a "national hero" and is quite far from running a "witch hunt"
- Dems ask 81 Dumpy associates and hangers-on for information as they start their info-gathering process for a possible impeachment case
- Dems also ask Dumpy for 10 years worth of tax returns
- Dumpy says Dems have gone "stone cold crazy." No word if Queen requests that he doesn't use that phrase.
- Rand Paul becomes the deal-breaker for Dumpy's "national emergency"Comment
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Who says the NK talks failed? It seems like Trump got what he wanted.
LEI is even, COI is up 0.1, LAG is up 0.4. It does not look like a recession any time soon.
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Oh. In that case, never mind. - Wonderboy
GITH fails logic 101. - bryanbutler
Bah...OJH caught me. - Pogues
I don't know if you guys are being willfully ignorant, but... - Judge JudeComment
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