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Originally posted by Fresno Bob
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My one pitcher today, JJ Hoover....Ive had better opening days..."You know what's wrong with America? If I lovingly tongue a woman's nipple in a movie, it gets an "NC-17" rating, if I chop it off with a machete, it's an "R". That's what's wrong with America, man...."--Dennis Hopper
"One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real." -- Klaus Kinski -
Quote of the day for me so far:
"Agua, Latinos? Agua, Latinos? No? Why is everyone so hydrated today?" - Kris Medlen to his teammates while handing out water during warm ups.Comment
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I'm so old, I remember when sunglasses weren't merely a fashion accessory for outfielders.Comment
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Wow, and he stroked that thing, didn't he? My wife looked up for the replay, and said "that's not a pitcher, is it?"Originally posted by eldiablo505Comment
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AJ Burnett had batch of bad rosin bags.
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That wasn't bad rosin bags. He was doing his Lebron James pre-game ritual impression.Comment
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No one is admitting it, but I am calling April Fool.Originally posted by Roto Rooter View PostAJ Burnett had batch of bad rosin bags.
How many times in the history of baseball has this happened?
To whom ever set him up...
Nicely done.Comment
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Shouldn't you be more curious about where they both were, nine-to-ten months before your son was born?Originally posted by eldiablo505
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Is The Great Greg Maddux your profile picture?! I love that man like he was my own father. lol. That hideous sweatshirt makes sense given how nerdy he is.Originally posted by Stephen View PostComment
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the kind that flipped up and downOriginally posted by Lucky View Post...
"Instead of all of this energy and effort directed at the war to end drugs, how about a little attention to drugs which will end war?" Albert HofmannComment
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from opening day to the worst day of the baseball season...
B-Fly's buddy David Cohen writes:
Yeah, I know the reason, but I don't like it. Not at all. Day two of the baseball season is a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. In fact, it is the absolute worst day of the baseball season.
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No matter, though, because baseball was back. And all was good in the world.
Until the next day, when the cruelty of the MLB scheduling office rips the growing excitement right out of our hands. And we wake up realizing we have to wait once again. This time just 45 hours, but 45 hours is too much. We had our taste of the real thing, and we want more.
We don't want to wait until tomorrow. Waiting is what the off-season is for.
I'm not expecting to grow flowers in the desert...Comment
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Are you from the future? If so, what stocks should I buy (or sell) now?Originally posted by eldiablo505November 2012 was 9 months before my son was born. My wife and I were cruising down the east coast of Australia in a van at the time, though, so I'm probably safe.
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So your son is suddenly 11 years old and looks like my 4 year old? Geez dude, give that kid some protein.Originally posted by eldiablo505Damn! Revise that to November 2001.Comment
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