Opening Day!

[Lucky]

Bad news...my son was sick, and I had to take him to the doctor this morning.

Good news...we got to sit at home together and watch the Red Sox / Yankees game.

It's his first year to play fantasy baseball, and his knowledge has increased exponentially...fun to watch a game with.

[Stephen]

Carl Crawford just got caught stealing 3rd with no outs and runners on 1st and 2nd with a 2-0 count to Adrian Gonzalez.

If he has the green light they should take it away.

If that was Mattingly's call they should take his right to make that call away.

[Erik]

And I can't quit that mofo. I sat Nolasco for him today. God I hate his face.

You own Nolasco AND Volquez? What kind of a masochist are you?

[Stephen]

Bad news...my son was sick, and I had to take him to the doctor this morning.

Good news...we got to sit at home together and watch the Red Sox / Yankees game.

It's his first year to play fantasy baseball, and his knowledge has increased exponentially...fun to watch a game with.

Sorry to hear he's sick Lucky, but that's awesome you guys can share baseball together. I'm working on getting the little man there, but right now I have to settle for him sitting beside me playing games on his iPad while I watch.

[Stephen]

You own Nolasco AND Volquez? What kind of a masochist are you?

It's clearly a 32 team NL Only league.

[Friarfan]

Carlos Marmol is poop

[Stephen]

Stop disputing me with details and facts, Eld.

[Friarfan]

Could Joba Chamberlain's face get any fatter?

Joba the Hutt?

Come on, I gotta be the first one to use that one, right? Right??

[fuhrdog]

I see Axford is right back into 2012 form.

[Sharky]

I see Axford is right back into 2012 form.

Glad I just traded for him... and spent big FAAB to get Henderson as his backup.

[Fresno Bob]

0-25. although I did get an RBI from Lucroy

[Sour Masher]

Clayton Kershaw is both the best pitcher and best hitter of all time.

I'm so glad I got to watch that game today. I have Kershaw and my h2h opponent has Cain. For most of the game, it looked like two aces battling. Then, Kershaw sprinted ahead to finish it like Usain Bolt. He wasn't getting any offense, so he decided to hit his own solo shot to break it open. It's the stuff of baseball movies. I rarely emote when watching tv on my own, but I couldn't help jumping up when he hit that homer.

[dslaw]

Verlander, Kershaw, Samardizijklksjikia, and Sale - 30 IP, 30 Ks, o earned runs and 3 wins (maybe 4). And they will now combine for 15 IP and 60 earned runs over their new few starts since I posted this.

[Fresno Bob]

Yeah I yelled so loud I woke the baby up. /

the people on both sides of my office came over to see if I was OK.....

[JudeBaldo]

the people on both sides of my office came over to see if I was OK.....

I immediately texted El D to tell him how much I hate him and Kershaw.