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so for me, i realized the problem with going out with a deaf chick is

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  • so for me, i realized the problem with going out with a deaf chick is

    she would have to come by my house to talk to me.

    i was standing in the meat section of stop and shop and she walks up to take a number. she realizes im before her and didn't take a number. of course i don't know she's deaf, but i turn to her and say im not getting much so i won't be long. she smiles and turns to her side, flashes off a nice earring. and when chicks are standing behind you, you don't want them to leave. it makes you self conscience. she was really fat but i liked her. she was pretty.

    but the guy in front of us ordering just kept going. he obviously lived on cold-cuts. and he looked like something from the movie the devils rejects or house of 1000 corpses. he was nice, but i thought, don't make him angry or he'd be in the parking lot waiting to cut my face off.

    so after walking around taking a number and getting some produce she comes back after another chick took her number and im like you should be before her. she smiles again and walks to the end of the section. and i don't really notice that she's not talking to me. her smiles are enough. then another guy comes out and helps her except he comes from behind the counter and she points to something and makes a number. and then i realize she's deaf. and the guy's too short to get what she wants so he says what she wants to another guy. and it's hard sausage. which i think was ironic.

    i didn't see her as fat but big. and it was something to do with being deaf or a female. but i think she was hitting on me the way she smiled. i've always wanted to go out with a deaf chick. because they must have awesome perception to make up for the loss of hearing. i really should learn learn to sign.

    my house is still a mess, gonna clean up this week cause i gotta take my co-workers cat. he was gonna take it, but then changed his mind. i guess deaf chicks could email you before coming over. .. also i was on a really bad drinking binge last week (you could tell from my posts) and i realized why my left side really hurts. it's not from work and lifting stuff. i damaged something from drinking. i think im either in kidney or liver failure. but not really bad. even tho it has slightly hurt for the last 2 years. im ok.

    i like deaf chicks tho. it's like trying to communicate with animals but much better cause they are human. im talented reading faces and situations and minds.

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    hope it goes well. and take it easy on your organs.
    It certainly feels that way. But I'm distrustful of that feeling and am curious about evidence.

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    • #3
      another great vision into nullie

      I do have a hard time picturing you and what day to day living is like for you

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      • #4
        Originally posted by swampdragon View Post
        another great vision into nullie

        I do have a hard time picturing you and what day to day living is like for you


        does this help?
        "You know what's wrong with America? If I lovingly tongue a woman's nipple in a movie, it gets an "NC-17" rating, if I chop it off with a machete, it's an "R". That's what's wrong with America, man...."--Dennis Hopper

        "One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real." -- Klaus Kinski

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Fresno Bob View Post


          does this help?
          Ok, I laughed out loud. Nicely played.

          But that is not how I picture Nully at all.

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