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Originally posted by Kevin Seitzer
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I beg to differ. It's a pretty funny joint. How many library directors do you know that can match me in the humor department?
"I lingered round them, under that benign sky: watched the moths fluttering among the heath and harebells, listened to the soft wind breathing through the grass, and wondered how any one could ever imagine unquiet slumbers for the sleepers in that quiet earth." -
All of them? They're generally some pretty funny ladies.Originally posted by Mithrandir View PostI beg to differ. It's a pretty funny joint. How many library directors do you know that can match me in the humor department?"There is involved in this struggle the question whether your children and my children shall enjoy the privileges we have enjoyed. I say this in order to impress upon you, if you are not already so impressed, that no small matter should divert us from our great purpose. "
Abraham Lincoln, from his Address to the Ohio One Hundred Sixty Fourth Volunteer InfantryComment
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Mith can be a pretty funny lady when he tries."Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"Comment
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I look great in heels too.Originally posted by Kevin Seitzer View Post"I lingered round them, under that benign sky: watched the moths fluttering among the heath and harebells, listened to the soft wind breathing through the grass, and wondered how any one could ever imagine unquiet slumbers for the sleepers in that quiet earth."Comment
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Hey, who doesn't?Originally posted by Mithrandir View Post“Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.”
-Ralph Waldo EmersonComment
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The left one is 'Dewey', the right one is 'Decimal'Originally posted by Gregg View Post"I lingered round them, under that benign sky: watched the moths fluttering among the heath and harebells, listened to the soft wind breathing through the grass, and wondered how any one could ever imagine unquiet slumbers for the sleepers in that quiet earth."Comment
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Whatever happened to Mith, anyway?Originally posted by Mithrandir View PostSince it's always a popular subject...and it's that time of the year...
Young lady doing her taxes online at the library asks me for some help. I help her answer a few of the generic questions, but then she asks me to explain filing Federal estimated taxes. I told her that I couldn't help her with any questions related to tax information. She asked me why not, with a little touch of bitterness. I told her that I'm not qualified to help you with any tax-related questions. She seemed ok with that answer.
I posted this because it never ceases to surprise me when people ask tax-related questions of librarians. I guess it's because so many patrons think librarians' are brilliant
I did tell her that although I have been harangued by many internet posters, I could not provide a price break for any copies she required of her finished tax form.“There’s no normal life, Wyatt, it’s just life. Get on with it.” – Doc Holliday
"It doesn't matter what you think" - The Rock
"I borked the entry." - Some dude on the Internet
Have I told you about otters being the only marine animal that can lift rocks?Comment
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the only thing he hit hard all yearOriginally posted by Ken View Post---------------------------------------------
Champagne for breakfast and a Sherman in my hand !
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The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
George Orwell, 1984
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Dis Mith bloke's library sounds like a happenin place...."Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"Comment
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completely luck...Originally posted by The Feral Slasher View Post"You know what's wrong with America? If I lovingly tongue a woman's nipple in a movie, it gets an "NC-17" rating, if I chop it off with a machete, it's an "R". That's what's wrong with America, man...."--Dennis Hopper
"One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real." -- Klaus KinskiComment
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Whatever happened to Ken, anyway?Originally posted by Ken View Post“There’s no normal life, Wyatt, it’s just life. Get on with it.” – Doc Holliday
"It doesn't matter what you think" - The Rock
"I borked the entry." - Some dude on the Internet
Have I told you about otters being the only marine animal that can lift rocks?Comment
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Whatever happened to The Feral Slasher, anyway?Originally posted by The Feral Slasher View Post“There’s no normal life, Wyatt, it’s just life. Get on with it.” – Doc Holliday
"It doesn't matter what you think" - The Rock
"I borked the entry." - Some dude on the Internet
Have I told you about otters being the only marine animal that can lift rocks?Comment
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