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  • Excuse me sir. Please step out of the car so we can probe your butt

    What.....the....hell????!!!!


  • #2
    that's the most disturbing f'ed up story I have read in many years.

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    • #3
      That is so royally fucked up. The dude is in for a huge pay day but that is mind-boggling FUBAR.
      If DMT didn't exist we would have to invent it. There has to be a weirdest thing. Once we have the concept weird, there has to be a weirdest thing. And DMT is simply it.
      - Terence McKenna

      Bullshit is everywhere. - George Carlin (& Jon Stewart)

      How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel Paige

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      • #4
        Probe your butt would be a good name for a....porn?

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        • #5
          Originally posted by umjewman View Post
          Probe your butt would be a good name for a....porn?
          I sure as hell wouldn't go to a concert with a band of that name...
          I'm not expecting to grow flowers in the desert...

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          • #6
            And he got charged by the medical center that did the procedures...................... Priceless!
            It is wrong and ultimately self-defeating for a nation of immigrants to permit the kind of abuse of our immigration laws we have seen in recent years and we must stop it.
            Bill Clinton 1995, State of the Union Address


            "When they go low - we go High" great motto - too bad it was a sack of bullshit. DNC election mantra

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            • #7
              I find it ironic that the TV station's call letters are KOB.
              "Looks like I picked a bad day to give up sniffing glue.
              - Steven McCrosky (Lloyd Bridges) in Airplane

              i have epiphanies like that all the time. for example i was watching a basketball game today and realized pom poms are like a pair of tits. there's 2 of them. they're round. they shake. women play with them. thus instead of having two, cheerleaders have four boobs.
              - nullnor, speaking on immigration law in AZ.

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              • #8
                Is it Saturday night already?
                "You know what's wrong with America? If I lovingly tongue a woman's nipple in a movie, it gets an "NC-17" rating, if I chop it off with a machete, it's an "R". That's what's wrong with America, man...."--Dennis Hopper

                "One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real." -- Klaus Kinski

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                • #9
                  OMG, that's unbelievable! In addition to being as illegal as you can get, that's also historically idiotic.

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                  • #10
                    Uuummm....exactly how far up the cavity is it reasonable that someone could have drugs? I can't imagine stuffing so much up there that they would enter the large intestine.

                    Overall, that's just one fuck up after another...it was a pile on of fuckups.
                    Considering his only baseball post in the past year was bringing up a 3 year old thread to taunt Hornsby and he's never contributed a dime to our hatpass, perhaps?

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Pogues View Post
                      Uuummm....exactly how far up the cavity is it reasonable that someone could have drugs? I can't imagine stuffing so much up there that they would enter the large intestine.

                      Overall, that's just one fuck up after another...it was a pile on of fuckups.
                      I suspect that both the police and doctors realized pretty quickly there was nothing up there and that they had massively screwed up and were in a pile of legal trouble. But at that point, for some reason, they decided to double down in hopes of finding something, anything, that might vindicate them. Or, they thought if they made it even more embarrassing, the guy wouldn't come forward. It doesn't seem like they were that far from killing the guy and disposing of his body. Probably would have if they thought they wouldn't get caught and go to prison for it.
                      "Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by eldiablo505
                        It's happened again. Fucking police, my god.

                        http://www.kob.com/article/stories/S...0#.UnpVKOKjfng
                        Fire the entire police force, find Leo a nice doggie retirement home.
                        Considering his only baseball post in the past year was bringing up a 3 year old thread to taunt Hornsby and he's never contributed a dime to our hatpass, perhaps?

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                        • #13
                          Apparently it's (allegedly) happened to yet a third person in New Mexico:


                          So, the question that comes to mind is...is it more dangerous to visit Mexico or New Mexico?
                          "Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by eldiablo505
                            If you're a law-abiding citizen you have nothing to fear, right? Right?
                            I'd be a little worried about a stray bullet, but you're probably right that the drug cartels mostly wouldn't kill innocent tourists in Mexico.
                            "Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"

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                            • #15
                              This won't happen in Chicago. If our cops got that far up somebody's butt and realized they might get in trouble, they'd be smart enough to plant something in there.

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