Microwave ovens?

[heyelander]

i think foxes put off some rank odors though.

I've found that a damp paper towel over anything I'm microwaving makes it come out better.

[Controller Jacobs]

Our microwave broke a few years ago, and we realized we didn't need one. Helps if you have a popcorn popper and a rice cooker.

[bryanbutler]

Helps if you have a popcorn popper

do you have one of those air poppers, or just do it on the stove? i told my wife we should do that (one or the other), because it has always seemed to me that microwave popcorn isn't as good, but she just looked at me like i was an alien.

[SeaDogStat]

do you have one of those air poppers, or just do it on the stove? i told my wife we should do that (one or the other), because it has always seemed to me that microwave popcorn isn't as good, but she just looked at me like i was an alien.

We have a hot air popper and it works like a charm...but Mrs. SDS likes kettle corn so that means microwave. I haven't seen any hot air kettle corn...

[Controller Jacobs]

do you have one of those air poppers, or just do it on the stove? i told my wife we should do that (one or the other), because it has always seemed to me that microwave popcorn isn't as good, but she just looked at me like i was an alien.

Air popper. Does she give you the same look when you probe a hillbilly?

[Kevin Seitzer]

i think foxes put off some rank odors though.

I've found that a damp paper towel over anything I'm microwaving makes it come out better.

Why are you microwaving foxes?!

[heyelander]

We have a hot air popper and it works like a charm...but Mrs. SDS likes kettle corn so that means microwave. I haven't seen any hot air kettle corn...

have you tried yard sales? You can get everything there, cheap! Of course someone has peed in it all, but that's just something you have to accept.

[heyelander]

Why are you microwaving foxes?!

it's a lot easier than cooking them in a fry pan. It's a bitch getting them in, but once you do you can slam the door on them. They just jump out of pots and pans. The oven works too, but it's a lot easier to clean a microwave.

[SeaDogStat]

have you tried yard sales? You can get everything there, cheap! Of course someone has peed in it all, but that's just something you have to accept.

Damn, I didn't know about that pee thing!




We've had a couple of yard sales but I never peed on anything before selling it...I will try that this summer. Must bring a measure of satisfaction to pee on something before selling it. Probably get more for the dried pee things than freshly peed-on things...little sales tip there!

[Kevin Seitzer]

it's a lot easier than cooking them in a fry pan. It's a bitch getting them in, but once you do you can slam the door on them. They just jump out of pots and pans. The oven works too, but it's a lot easier to clean a microwave.

You do have a point there.

[SeaDogStat]

The oven works too, but it's a lot easier to clean a microwave.

Again...the wet paper towel comes in handy...as long as you didn't get the roll of paper towels at a yard sale

[nullnor]

i think foxes put off some rank odors though.

I've found that a damp paper towel over anything I'm microwaving makes it come out better.

it definitely gave off an orginal smell. but honestly it was an enchanting type of musk. after i put it back in it's foxhole, i sort of missed it. even in an odiferous way.

is that a word? i think i spelled it right first try.

[Bob Kohm]

do you have one of those air poppers, or just do it on the stove? i told my wife we should do that (one or the other), because it has always seemed to me that microwave popcorn isn't as good, but she just looked at me like i was an alien.

I've always suspected you astronomers were just doing a Ford Prefect and waiting for some instrument to go off that told you it's time to go home. Making popcorn on the stove-- that seals it, you otherworldly freak.

[Bob Kohm]

You do have a point there.

A fry pan? Yeah, I could see how that's tough but have you ever tried getting one into the toaster? Now'n I ain't talkin' about onea them newfangled toaster-ovens nor neither those East Coasty wide mouth bagel toasters. No, I'm talking about getting a pair of foxes in that old Hamilton Beach two slice job without losin' a finger. That's why I'm microwavin' foxes from now on, I tells ya.

[Kevin Seitzer]

A fry pan? Yeah, I could see how that's tough but have you ever tried getting one into the toaster? Now'n I ain't talkin' about onea them newfangled toaster-ovens nor neither those East Coasty wide mouth bagel toasters. No, I'm talking about getting a pair of foxes in that old Hamilton Beach two slice job without losin' a finger. That's why I'm microwavin' foxes from now on, I tells ya.

Definitely don't try to put foxes in your secret toaster at work.