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  • #2
    Dude, that my local news.....my oldest son laughed so hard, "They Bart Simpson'ed Channel 2!"
    "You know what's wrong with America? If I lovingly tongue a woman's nipple in a movie, it gets an "NC-17" rating, if I chop it off with a machete, it's an "R". That's what's wrong with America, man...."--Dennis Hopper

    "One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real." -- Klaus Kinski

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    • #3
      That's awesome.

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      • #4
        The roles they each played? Well....

        Captain Sum Ting Wong...he was flying the plane and first notified the crew of a major issue.

        Wi Tu Lo? He was in charge of navigation and elevation.

        Ho Lee Fuk, his job was to keep the passengers calm with announcements from the flight deck.

        Bang Ding Ow? He wasn't a pilot, but turns out he was the on-board engineer.
        Considering his only baseball post in the past year was bringing up a 3 year old thread to taunt Hornsby and he's never contributed a dime to our hatpass, perhaps?

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        • #5
          Captain Sum Ting Wong

          This had me LOL all weekend...warning, potential insensitivity but definite hilarity ahead.

          Best part is an intern at the NTSB confirmed the names to the news station. More evidence that news anchors are nothing but empty talking heads.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Pauly View Post

            Best part is an intern at the NTSB confirmed the names to the news station. More evidence that news anchors are nothing but empty talking heads.
            Yep, although someone at the news station obviously came up with these names......both should get the heave-ho!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by revo View Post
              Yep, although someone at the news station obviously came up with these names......both should get the heave-ho!
              Probably a disgruntled worker who was quitting in the next day or two.
              Considering his only baseball post in the past year was bringing up a 3 year old thread to taunt Hornsby and he's never contributed a dime to our hatpass, perhaps?

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              • #8
                Now the airline is suing. Talk about poorly timed and misguided focus and priorities.
                Some people say winning isn't everything. I say those people never won anything.

                Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win AND never quit are idiots.

                The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it's still on the list.

                Some people are like Slinkies, they are not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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                • #9
                  Tough spot for the TV station, as the airline has hired top attorneys Wi Su Yu and Wi Win Case to handle the matter.
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Judge Jude View Post
                    Tough spot for the TV station, as the airline has hired top attorneys Wi Su Yu and Wi Win Case to handle the matter.
                    Thats Wi Win Kays...get it right

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                    • #11
                      As reported by Howie Feltersnatch

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Pauly View Post
                        More evidence that news anchors are nothing but empty talking heads.
                        My first thought when I originally heard this story: "I'm Ron Burgundy?"

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                        • #13
                          I wonder why we don't see as much outrage over this as if another people group was made fun of. I guess putting down Asians is still politically correct.
                          拖裤子,
                          放屁

                          Literally means "pulling your pants down to fart" which is a Chinese idiom for "wasted effort." Makes sense to me!

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Friarfan View Post
                            As reported by Howie Feltersnatch

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