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    ............................ (what would you do)?
    It is wrong and ultimately self-defeating for a nation of immigrants to permit the kind of abuse of our immigration laws we have seen in recent years and we must stop it.
    Bill Clinton 1995, State of the Union Address


    "When they go low - we go High" great motto - too bad it was a sack of bullshit. DNC election mantra

  • #2
    Become Thor, God of Thunder?

    Every problem would look like a nail?

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    • #3
      Hang some pictures and posters in my basement (just did that yesterday) rec room.

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      • #4
        I'd offer him a cold one......
        Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!

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        • #5
          Hurl it at a fat Italian plumber from atop a brick platform floating in mid-air.
          "When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, "it means just what I choose it to mean - neither more nor less."
          "The question is," said Alice, "whether you can make words mean so many different things."
          "The question is," said Humpty Dumpty, "which is to be master - that's all."

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          • #6
            I always wondered why Greg "The Hammer" Valentine never formed a tag team with Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart.

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            • #7
              paint it silver and give it to maxwell.
              "Instead of all of this energy and effort directed at the war to end drugs, how about a little attention to drugs which will end war?" Albert Hofmann

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              • #8
                I'd hammer out justice, I'd hammer out freedom....
                "You know what's wrong with America? If I lovingly tongue a woman's nipple in a movie, it gets an "NC-17" rating, if I chop it off with a machete, it's an "R". That's what's wrong with America, man...."--Dennis Hopper

                "One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real." -- Klaus Kinski

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                • #9
                  I'd make fun of the Broncos.
                  "Igor, would you give me a hand with the bags?"
                  "Certainly. You take the blonde and I'll take the one in the turban!"

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                  • #10
                    be a steel driving man.

                    "Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by baldgriff View Post
                      ............................ (what would you do)?
                      keep it away from Pot Roast
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                      Champagne for breakfast and a Sherman in my hand !
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                      The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
                      George Orwell, 1984

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                      • #12
                        turn swords into plowshares

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                        • #13
                          ... buy a sickle.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by johnnya24 View Post
                            ... buy a sickle.
                            Eh...just have the state confiscate it and give it to you.
                            "Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by johnnya24 View Post
                              ... buy a sickle.
                              and I don't want a pickle
                              I just want to ride on my motor.........sickle.

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