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  • there are only 3 things you look for in a woman

    and you only need 2 out of those 3.

    she either needs to be intelligent, outgoing or positive.

    because if your smart (which is first), your gonna be less outgoing. your going to be less positive.

    but if your going to be outgoing and positive, smarts don't matter.

    of course if you can be smart and positive, thats a good combination.

    and smart and outgoing. thats good too.

    it's always a combination of 2 out of those 3 things that matter.

  • #2
    And a nice rack.
    Considering his only baseball post in the past year was bringing up a 3 year old thread to taunt Hornsby and he's never contributed a dime to our hatpass, perhaps?

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Pogues View Post
      And a nice rack.
      LOL. Yeah, I was going to correct Nully and let him know that most guys look for two things first.
      I'm just here for the baseball.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Pogues View Post
        And a nice rack.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Pogues View Post
          And a nice rack.
          That would be the outgoing part.

          Judith and I talked for six hours the night we met. That was 24 years and almost six months ago.

          J
          Ad Astra per Aspera

          Oh. In that case, never mind. - Wonderboy

          GITH fails logic 101. - bryanbutler

          Bah...OJH caught me. - Pogues

          I don't know if you guys are being willfully ignorant, but... - Judge Jude

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          • #6
            i dated a girl in college with all 3 of these assets, plus a 38 dd rack. After a few years (really fun years) she realized 'she was all that" and screwed all my friends she thought were cooler than me. I photographed rock bands, not the best jerks to introduce your "ohh you think I'm hot" uber-babes.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by SMELL THE GLOVE View Post
              i dated a girl in college with all 3 of these assets, plus a 38 dd rack. After a few years (really fun years) she realized 'she was all that" and screwed all my friends she thought were cooler than me. I photographed rock bands, not the best jerks to introduce your "ohh you think I'm hot" uber-babes.
              not just your friends....
              "You know what's wrong with America? If I lovingly tongue a woman's nipple in a movie, it gets an "NC-17" rating, if I chop it off with a machete, it's an "R". That's what's wrong with America, man...."--Dennis Hopper

              "One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real." -- Klaus Kinski

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              • #8
                Originally posted by SMELL THE GLOVE View Post
                i dated a girl in college with all 3 of these assets, plus a 38 dd rack. After a few years (really fun years) she realized 'she was all that" and screwed all my friends she thought were cooler than me. I photographed rock bands, not the best jerks to introduce your "ohh you think I'm hot" uber-babes.
                I guess she didn't like smelling the glove anymore.
                Originally posted by Kevin Seitzer
                We pinch ran for Altuve specifically to screw over Mith's fantasy team.

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                • #9
                  "Igor, would you give me a hand with the bags?"
                  "Certainly. You take the blonde and I'll take the one in the turban!"

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Long John View Post
                    yep..
                    I'm not expecting to grow flowers in the desert...

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                    • #11
                      That's actually a pretty smart rule of thumb.

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                      • #12
                        Isn't nullnor single for life and sleeps with and pets dead animals? Yeah there's a life coach for ya.

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