Hands Free Whopper

[Stephen]

http://www.myfoxny.com/story/2246684...s-free-whopper

Burger King has introduced a burger holder for people on-the-go. It's called the Hands Free Whopper Holder and it's been introduced in Puerto Rico.

The contraption looks similar to the harmonica holder you might see Bob Dylan wearing but this one is designed to hold a hamburger.

I want to live on a different planet.

[Controller Jacobs]

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I want to live on a different planet.

Puerto Rico isn't a different planet, I think it's around Florida or something. As such, this is the invention that proves Leibniz right; suck it Voltaire.

[johnnya24]

Puerto Rico is just the testing ground. Market research has shown that post-Iraq and Afghanistan, the worlds quadriplegic market is booming. They've also been testing a drive-in wheelchair lane.

The holder also prevents the stale Burger King bread from falling apart in your hand.