"You're About to Find Out Who I Am!"

[Stephen]

If you haven't seen the Reese Witherspoon arrest video then you're missing out. I love how dejected the husband was at the end, "I had nothing to do with that."

"You're about to find out who I am!"
"That's fine, I'm not real worried about you."

[Fresno Bob]

It would have been better if she started busting out her lines from "Freeway" like, "I felt like I had been transformed into a human urinal" or "Holy shit! Look who got beat with the ugly stick."

[DMT]

Stupid pigs.

Seriously, that was my response as well.

[B-Fly]

For all the hubub, I figured Witherspoon's conduct was going to be a lot worse than that. Considering that she was drunk and wasn't the one driving, the mere fact of her arguing with the cop qualifies as pretty much nothing in my book. I don't think the cop behaved terribly or anything either, though. They did probably need to her to stay in the car so that they could finish their job, there. I don't blame them for conducting a sobriety check on the driver.

[Stephen]

Yeah, I personally felt like the police officer handled that beautifully and I don't quite understand the notion that he was being a dick.

[nullnor]

an actor knows when they are before a camera, so i don't get the whole 'im an american citizen' stuff. she sounded like sara palin.

a long time ago i took this online harvard test about how i was going to die. i forget the results but the odds of dying in a car crash were really low. so low that i realized they knew something i didn't. that car fatalities would be low for everyone. so low that you'd almost think that no-one would be driving in the future.

last year in massachusetts twice as many ppl died from heroin overdose than from car accidents. in the country since 2006 more ppl have died from suicide than car accidents, which is kind of alarming. but it would seem that the road is getting safer.

those harvard mathematicians know something about driving safety in the future that we don't.

[Steve]

those harvard mathematicians know something about A LOT OF THINGS in the future that we don't.

Fixed.

[Gregg]

Stupid pigs.

Pigs? How old are you hippie? Or do they still call them pigs? If so... groovy.

[Gregg]

This is what drunk celebs really believe:

[bryanbutler]

Pigs? How old are you hippie? Or do they still call them pigs? If so... groovy.

my early-teen kids call them pigs and "the fuzz." i cracked up the first time my oldest said that ...

[Fresno Bob]

my early-teen kids call them pigs and "the fuzz." i cracked up the first time my oldest said that ...

We go with the "Po-Po" or the "Five-Oh" on the mean streets of SF

[Gregg]

my early-teen kids call them pigs and "the fuzz." i cracked up the first time my oldest said that ...

My hippie college girlfriend said she got picked up by the fuzz.

I asked her if it hurt.

[bryanbutler]

[onejayhawk]

Fixed.

Right area, wrong school.

J