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    an exciting injury

    I was playing first base at practice last week and tried to bring down a wild throw and felt something bad happen in my finger. I just got the diagnosis: not a broken finger, fortunately, but I did tear my vaginal ligament.

    Doc says I can keep playing for now but I need to be careful with how I handle balls.
    In the best of times, our days are numbered, anyway. And it would be a crime against Nature for any generation to take the world crisis so solemnly that it put off enjoying those things for which we were presumably designed in the first place, and which the gravest statesmen and the hoarsest politicians hope to make available to all men in the end: I mean the opportunity to do good work, to fall in love, to enjoy friends, to sit under trees, to read, to hit a ball and bounce the baby.
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    You're such a pu**y.

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    • #3
      You should also avoid gripping any long sticks for a while.
      Originally posted by Kevin Seitzer
      We pinch ran for Altuve specifically to screw over Mith's fantasy team.

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      • #4
        Usually, you don't see those type of injuries until you at least get to second base.

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        • #5
          remember my thread about coincidences? and remember that thread with all the vagina talk? there you go. plate o' shrimp.
          "Instead of all of this energy and effort directed at the war to end drugs, how about a little attention to drugs which will end war?" Albert Hofmann

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