Two turds under the Christmas tree.

[Gregg]

Things you don;t hear everyday.

We are dog sitting for my daughter's Beagle resulting in Mrs Gregg's exasperated comment. I find things we don't hear everyday humorous.

[heyelander]

Carlin had a bit on this back in the day. One of his lines was something like "Do what you want to the girl, but leave me out of it!" My brother and I still use that line 30 years later.