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    A candy wrapper that burns the same number of calories to open that the candy inside contains?

  • #2
    @!%!**#~@#!& wrapper!
    "Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"

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    • #3
      Tic Tac?

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Midnight Otter View Post
        A candy wrapper that burns the same number of calories to open that the candy inside contains?
        is this a trick question? do otters eat candy?

        then again, opening those sardine cans can get dicey.
        It certainly feels that way. But I'm distrustful of that feeling and am curious about evidence.

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        • #5
          it's difficult to crack open abalone by balancing it on your stomach and smashing it with a rock, all the while floating on your back in tidal water. He's just trying to bring what he knows to the rest of us.
          I'm not expecting to grow flowers in the desert...

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          • #6
            Originally posted by B-Fly View Post
            Tic Tac?
            Ever drop one of those on your toe?

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            • #7
              Originally posted by heyelander View Post
              it's difficult to crack open abalone by balancing it on your stomach and smashing it with a rock, all the while floating on your back in tidal water. He's just trying to bring what he knows to the rest of us.
              Ever drop one of these on your paw?

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              • #8
                They say that celery has negative calories - takes a little effort to chomp on it....
                finished 10th in this 37th yr in 11-team-only NL 5x5
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