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    Did you know there's a pad that will apparently mask the scent of your farts? And sure, maybe it works, but could you take yourself seriously knowing you had this stuck to your ass? If your intestinal issues are such a problem, maybe you should just see a doctor? [Laughing Squid]

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    Unless it comes with a silencer it is useless.

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    • #3
      My farts smell like roses
      "You know what's wrong with America? If I lovingly tongue a woman's nipple in a movie, it gets an "NC-17" rating, if I chop it off with a machete, it's an "R". That's what's wrong with America, man...."--Dennis Hopper

      "One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real." -- Klaus Kinski

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Fresno Bob View Post
        My farts smell like roses
        But they sound like a 1930's Tommy Gun mixed with low register of a tenor sax.

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        • #5
          If it really masks the smell...how do you mark territory?:shrug:

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