What do you get when you cross PMS with GPS?

[Gregg]

A moody bitch who will find you.

[johnnya24]

I wonder how many husbands / wives / partners will be made (are being made) to use apps like Latitude



" ... if you use this sweety we can be together ALL the time"

" ... YOU DIDN'T HAVE YOUR LATITUDE ON!!! ... WHERE THE FK WERE YOU!!!"

Isn't technology fun.

[Controller Jacobs]

I wonder how many husbands / wives / partners will be made (are being made) to use apps like Latitude

" ... if you use this sweety we can be together ALL the time"

" ... YOU DIDN'T HAVE YOUR LATITUDE ON!!! ... WHERE THE FK WERE YOU!!!"

Isn't technology fun.

I hate how you come home late and your girl freaks out on you because she thinks your doing something wrong, I mean really, I can go f*** around and do some s**t and be home by seven. She’s all like “Well what would you do if I stayed out till 3 in the morning?” I would play videogames, and celebrate your absence.
- Hannibal Buress

[Fresno Bob]

I hate how you come home late and your girl freaks out on you because she thinks your doing something wrong, I mean really, I can go f*** around and do some s**t and be home by seven. She’s all like “Well what would you do if I stayed out till 3 in the morning?” I would play videogames, and celebrate your absence.
- Hannibal Buress

Plus, I'd actually be pleased when you came home wasted and wanting to get freaky!