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  • #16
    Originally posted by B-Fly View Post
    Rocky loses
    Rocky wins
    Rockey loses then Rocky wins
    Apollo loses then Rocky wins
    Rocky wins (a street fight)
    Rocky loses
    fixed
    I'm not expecting to grow flowers in the desert...

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    • #17
      Originally posted by heyelander View Post
      the boat stinks.
      well, yeah....it's in the ocean

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      • #18
        His mother is dead
        "You know what's wrong with America? If I lovingly tongue a woman's nipple in a movie, it gets an "NC-17" rating, if I chop it off with a machete, it's an "R". That's what's wrong with America, man...."--Dennis Hopper

        "One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real." -- Klaus Kinski

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        • #19
          He's not paralyzed, he's just thrilled he made the catch.

          Harry is the hero.
          Harry is the hero.
          Harry is the hero.
          Harry is the hero.
          Harry is the hero.
          Harry is the hero.
          Harry is the hero. (but it takes two movies)

          The Bad loses the showdown.
          Considering his only baseball post in the past year was bringing up a 3 year old thread to taunt Hornsby and he's never contributed a dime to our hatpass, perhaps?

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          • #20
            it's a sled

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            • #21
              He's on the roof.
              If DMT didn't exist we would have to invent it. There has to be a weirdest thing. Once we have the concept weird, there has to be a weirdest thing. And DMT is simply it.
              - Terence McKenna

              Bullshit is everywhere. - George Carlin (& Jon Stewart)

              How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel Paige

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              • #22
                Romeo dies. So does Juliet.
                Considering his only baseball post in the past year was bringing up a 3 year old thread to taunt Hornsby and he's never contributed a dime to our hatpass, perhaps?

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                • #23
                  Private Ryan survives.
                  The 1980 US Hockey Team wins.
                  Cinderella Man wins.
                  Seabiscuit wins.
                  Henry Hill survives.

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                  • #24
                    Tyler Durden is not real.
                    Bruce Willis is dead.

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                    • #25
                      Hey, we're all gonna get laid!

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                      • #26
                        Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

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                        • #27
                          He's actually a replicant, too.

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                          • #28
                            She's a he.
                            He's rich, pretending to be poor.
                            She's poor, pretending to be rich.
                            The team comes together and they win the big game without him.
                            He hits a HR and hundreds are injured by glass shards from the exploding lights.
                            The puppies get away.
                            He's married.
                            She's married but thinks the husband is dead.

                            My favorite,
                            She's his adopted daughter.

                            J
                            Ad Astra per Aspera

                            Oh. In that case, never mind. - Wonderboy

                            GITH fails logic 101. - bryanbutler

                            Bah...OJH caught me. - Pogues

                            I don't know if you guys are being willfully ignorant, but... - Judge Jude

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by onejayhawk View Post
                              My favorite,
                              She's his adopted daughter.

                              J
                              One of my favorites (movies that is).

                              She's his biological daughter.
                              If DMT didn't exist we would have to invent it. There has to be a weirdest thing. Once we have the concept weird, there has to be a weirdest thing. And DMT is simply it.
                              - Terence McKenna

                              Bullshit is everywhere. - George Carlin (& Jon Stewart)

                              How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel Paige

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                              • #30
                                He really did murder the priest.
                                If I whisper my wicked marching orders into the ether with no regard to where or how they may bear fruit, I am blameless should a broken spirit carry those orders out upon the innocent, for it was not my hand that took the action merely my lips which let slip their darkest wish. ~Daniel Devereaux 2011

                                Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
                                Martin Luther King, Jr.

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