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How long until somebody is demanding a warning label on butter?"When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, "it means just what I choose it to mean - neither more nor less."
"The question is," said Alice, "whether you can make words mean so many different things."
"The question is," said Humpty Dumpty, "which is to be master - that's all."Comment
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I thought this was going to be another baby yoga clip.
The only thing worse than performance art is performance dance art ... maybe zip-lining.Comment
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It's like some sort of book club initiation.
Ottawa Triple Eh's | P.I.M.P.S. | 14 team keep forever
Champions 16,21 | Runner up 17,19-20
The FOS (retired) | MTARBL | 12 team AL 5x5
Champions 01,05,17 | Runner up 13-15,20
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If she was hot and naked we might have something here.Comment
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Yes, ain't nothin' quite like a hot naked buttered chick.Originally posted by Roto Rooter View PostComment
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I was born to love you / I was born to lick your face / I was born to rub you / but you were born to rub me first /... What do you say we take this out on the patio?Originally posted by The Dane View PostComment
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I never got the sexual thing with greasing or sliming up. I guess I just like my hot and naked women clean.Originally posted by The Dane View PostComment
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The more moving parts, the more you need to lube....I was always an olive oil fan, especially after watching "Summer Lovers", plus you get to transition to some fine shower action after...Originally posted by B-Fly View Post"You know what's wrong with America? If I lovingly tongue a woman's nipple in a movie, it gets an "NC-17" rating, if I chop it off with a machete, it's an "R". That's what's wrong with America, man...."--Dennis Hopper
"One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real." -- Klaus KinskiComment
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people called me an idiot for burning popcorn in the microwave, but i know the real truth. - nullnorComment
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Nice. I love when he makes up songs like that.Originally posted by Igor View Post
I always liked "Strangers in the night, exchanging clothing. Strangers in my pants..." from Fletch.I'm unconsoled I'm lonely, I am so much better than I used to be.
The Weakerthans AsideComment
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Living in the Bay Area and going to UC Berkeley when extascy was legal provided a target rich environment for crazy, uninhibited women, and while I'm basically not participating, living in SF, I get to attend parties where I get to witness some pretty extreme behaviors, particularly in the BDSM realm. Hell, one of the bars within walking distance of me holds Lesbian lube wrestling every Thursday, where at least half of the participants are actually hot, and 90% of the time, they end up naked. Kink.com regularly films at local establishments in my neighborhood as well. I do also have a special talent for discovering the random spectacle, as my buddies have recognized.Originally posted by Controller Jacobs View Postwhat's with you and the crazy chicks?
"You know what's wrong with America? If I lovingly tongue a woman's nipple in a movie, it gets an "NC-17" rating, if I chop it off with a machete, it's an "R". That's what's wrong with America, man...."--Dennis Hopper
"One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real." -- Klaus KinskiComment
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She skates like the RangersOriginally posted by BuckyBuckner View Post
I always liked Alfonseca and he is twice the pitcher Hall of Famer Mordecai Brown was - cavebird 12-8-05
You'd be surprised on how much 16 months in a federal pen can motivate you - gashousegang 7-31-06
"...That said, the hippo will always be the gold standard here" - Heyelander's VD XII avatar analysis of SeaDogStat 1-29-07
It's surprising that attempts to coordinate large groups of socially retarded people would end in this kind of chaos. - Cobain's Ghost 12-19-07Comment
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What The **** did I just Jerk Off to?I'm not expecting to grow flowers in the desert...Comment
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