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    Jeter caught violating a pig

    77-Year-Old Man Was Caught On Tape Violating A Pig, Police Say

    According to court documents obtained by KFOR-TV, Jeter walked into the pig pen, "unzipped his pants, appeared to pull something out of his pants, then bent over" a female pig.
    We've all had a "pig" or two in our day, but come on Derek.
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    Kind of early for a "slumpbuster"
    "You know what's wrong with America? If I lovingly tongue a woman's nipple in a movie, it gets an "NC-17" rating, if I chop it off with a machete, it's an "R". That's what's wrong with America, man...."--Dennis Hopper

    "One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real." -- Klaus Kinski

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      What makes it funny is that the pig had turned David Wright down twenty minutes earlier.
      "There is involved in this struggle the question whether your children and my children shall enjoy the privileges we have enjoyed. I say this in order to impress upon you, if you are not already so impressed, that no small matter should divert us from our great purpose. "

      Abraham Lincoln, from his Address to the Ohio One Hundred Sixty Fourth Volunteer Infantry

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      • #4
        Jeter defense attorney: "If it does not fit, you must acquit!"
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        • #5
          Originally posted by Bob Kohm View Post
          What makes it funny is that the pig had turned David Wright down twenty minutes earlier.
          Aww Bobby came to Jetes rescue how cute!

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