New Shoelaces

[Kevin Seitzer]

If folding them over three times, laying them on the ground, and comparing them to my foot length qualifies as a FORENSIC audit, yes I did (and based on the RJ history of FORENSIC audits I am confident this qualifies as FORENSIC). The Feral Slasher is all about FORENSICs.

I am correct in interpreting this to mean that your old schoelaces were three feet long?

[Kevin Seitzer]

I am correct in interpreting this to mean that your old schoelaces were three feet long?

* spellcheck tells me it doesn't like my spelling of schoelaces, but I think I like it just fine

[umjewman]

a lot, i can tell you that ! Stacks of ballots ! Very suspect

unleash the cyber ninjas!

[The Feral Slasher]

I am correct in interpreting this to mean that your old schoelaces were three feet long?

Great question ! And thank you for your continued interest in my shoelaces ! So the tri-fold FORENSIC audit revealed an extension beyond my shoe of several inches. So we went with the 45 inch laces.

[Kevin Seitzer]

Great question ! And thank you for your continued interest in my shoelaces ! So the tri-fold FORENSIC audit revealed an extension beyond my shoe of several inches. So we went with the 45 inch laces.

Oh, I have continued interest all right. You can count on that !

[Kevin Seitzer]

You could describe my interest as rapt.

[Ken]

You could describe my interest as rapt.

Interest? Of course, have you looked at inflation lately?

[Gregg]

You could describe my interest as rapt.

I still have not rapt my Christmas presents yet.

[Ken]

I still have not rapt my Christmas presents yet.

And Coolio died

[Gregg]

And Coolio died

I think those who wear these shoelaces may never have been Coolio in the first place, Unless they were Ironic then they are very Coolio.

[Ken]

I think those who wear these shoelaces may never have been Coolio in the first place, Unless they were Ironic then they are very Coolio.

Good point - velcro's gotta come back at some point right?

[Gregg]

Good point - velcro's gotta come back at some point right?

I do not think I am Ironic enough to make these my new work shoes.

[The Feral Slasher]

Whoa, whoa, whoa....it appears this thread has drifted off topic. Please take this discussion to the velcro shoe thread.

[Steve 2.0]

Whoa, whoa, whoa....it appears this thread has drifted off topic.

Here? At RJ? I'm shocked.

[The Feral Slasher]

My shoelaces are holding up fine, thanks for asking