Would you rather

[Kevin Seitzer]

Mike is only 53.

Right. So he gets 83-year old Mike Tyson.

[Gregg]

Mike is only 53. He has the knowledge on how to get maximum hurt with a single punch. If he is only at 3/4 of his strength at this age the combination could be lethal.

Getting shot with a .22 in a fleshy part of my body would not be lethal. I think it heals faster and with less pain than a broken jaw, broken teeth, and a broken nose. And that assumes the snap doesn't break my neck.

I will take the well placed shot with a .22 right in one of those inch and half love handles.

What does Mike Tyson have to say about it:

Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth.

I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm.

[Sour Masher]

Would you rather have to eat a gallon of your favorite ice cream within six minutes (the world record is 2 gallons in six minutes, so a gallon should be possible, but incredibly uncomfotable for most people), or an ounce of Hakarl, described by Anthony Bourdain and others as the worst, most disgusting tasting thing they have ever eaten. You have to keep down either option.

[Steve 2.0]

Would you rather have to eat a gallon of your favorite ice cream within six minutes (the world record is 2 gallons in six minutes, so a gallon should be possible, but incredibly uncomfotable for most people), or an ounce of Hakarl, described by Anthony Bourdain and others as the worst, most disgusting tasting thing they have ever eaten. You have to keep down either option.

Thread killer.

[Sour Masher]

Thread killer.

[umjewman]

Seriously, SM. You took a vibrant thread and just killed it dead.

But, to answer your hypothetical, I would take the gallon of ice cream.

And then I would fight a horse-sized duck afterwards, just cause.

[Gregg]

Would you rather have to eat a gallon of your favorite ice cream within six minutes (the world record is 2 gallons in six minutes, so a gallon should be possible, but incredibly uncomfotable for most people), or an ounce of Hakarl, described by Anthony Bourdain and others as the worst, most disgusting tasting thing they have ever eaten. You have to keep down either option.

I am going with the gallon of ice cream with Hakari topping.

[Steve 2.0]

I am going with the gallon of ice cream with Hakari topping.

Gregg, ever the Daredevil! Waitaminit....are you Ben Affleck?

[madducks]

Gregg, ever the Daredevil! Waitaminit....are you Ben Affleck?

Does that mean that Gregg is Batman?

[umjewman]

Does that mean that Gregg is Batman?

None of those superheros use a gun. Gregg has to be like The Punisher or something.

[Steve 2.0]

None of those superheros use a gun. Gregg has to be like The Punisher or something.

[Gregg]

Gregg, ever the Daredevil! Waitaminit....are you Ben Affleck?

The Accoutant?

[Steve 2.0]

None of those superheros use a gun. Gregg has to be like The Punisher or something.

[Steve 2.0]

The Accoutant?

No, Bartleby.

[Gregg]

No, Bartleby.

I am more of a plagiarist than a Scrivener.