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So, yesterday I mailed Christmas cards to 2 ex-girlfriends. The weird part. The cards were in Spanish (to my knowledge neither of them speaks Spanish) and I did not sign the cards or put my return address on the envelopes.
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Envié las tarjetas"You know what's wrong with America? If I lovingly tongue a woman's nipple in a movie, it gets an "NC-17" rating, if I chop it off with a machete, it's an "R". That's what's wrong with America, man...."--Dennis Hopper
"One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real." -- Klaus KinskiComment
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Should have included a dick pic.Comment
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I wouldn't be comfortable posting anything weirder than that. Kudos for setting a high bar."When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, "it means just what I choose it to mean - neither more nor less."
"The question is," said Alice, "whether you can make words mean so many different things."
"The question is," said Humpty Dumpty, "which is to be master - that's all."Comment
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I got a good laugh out of the ambiguity there - specifically noting that you wouldn't be comfortable "posting" anything weirder... not the verb I would have used.Originally posted by senorsheep View Post
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