Where is Mith?

[Ken]

Who??

He's on first.

[madducks]

Who??

The cussing librarian.

[nullnor]

Who??

the guy that lets his dog poop in the woods.

[Vecmizer]

the guy that lets his dog poop in the woods.

I thought bears poop in the woods.

[nullnor]

I thought bears poop in the woods.

Mith lets his dog poop in his neighbors woods. bears poop in general woods.

[madducks]

Mith lets his dog poop in his neighbors woods. bears poop in general woods.

And it's all shits and giggles until somebody gets a note in their mailbox.

[heyelander]

Mith lets his dog poop in his neighbors woods. bears poop in general woods.

I've spent the last 10 minutes trying to fund the proper phrasing for a tiger woods joke...

[nullnor]

I've spent the last 10 minutes trying to fund the proper phrasing for a tiger woods joke...

Tiger's shot shoots in his neighbors woods? Tiger shoots like shit in his neighbors woods. tigers poop in general woods, but Tiger Woods shot lands in Mith's dogs poop in his neighbors woods.

amateur tigers shoot in general woods, but Tiger Woods shot always land in the cup?

[Gregg]

Tiger Woods playing on his own golf course surrounded by mansions.

Tiger Wood's crappy tee shot went into the Wood's woods, not the general woods, but the neighbors woods which he owns. The neighbors woods and Wood's woods are the same. Either way Wood's hit a crappy shot into the Wood's woods.

[Steve 2.0]

Tiger Woods playing on his own golf course surrounded by mansions.

Tiger Wood's crappy tee shot went into the Wood's woods, not the general woods, but the neighbors woods which he owns. The neighbors woods and Wood's woods are the same. Either way Wood's hit a crappy shot into the Wood's woods.

General Woods? Did he fight for the North or the South?

[Kevin Seitzer]

I've spent the last 10 minutes trying to fund the proper phrasing for a tiger woods joke...

Mith lets his dog poop in his neighbor's woods. Bears poop in general woods. Elin Nordegren poops on Tiger Woods.

[umjewman]

Wait, hold on - Steve 2.0 is not Mith???? Then who is Steve 2.0? I'm confused

[Steve 2.0]

Wait, hold on - Steve 2.0 is not Mith???? Then who is Steve 2.0? I'm confused

I'm a new, improved, edgier, more pissed off version of the old Steve.

[umjewman]

I'm a new, improved, edgier, more pissed off version of the old Steve.

Steve, huh? Doesn't ring a bell. Did he post here?

[Steve 2.0]

Steve, huh? Doesn't ring a bell. Did he post here?

He went for quantity over quality.