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I just got finished doing the anchorwoman. How about you?"Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'" -
Hearing the lamentation of the women, that's the best in life, am I right?people called me an idiot for burning popcorn in the microwave, but i know the real truth. - nullnorComment
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I was living in two Americas there for a while, if you know what I mean."Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"Comment
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"i'll be back."Originally posted by Moonlight J View Post
"cool, i'll start in the front. then we'll flip her around."~ all in all is all we are ~
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"oh you see billbuckner's little winky in the bathroom too?"After former Broncos quarterback Brian Griese sprained his ankle and said he was tripped on the stairs of his home by his golden retriever, Bella: “The dog stood up on his hind legs and gave him a push? You might want to get rid of that dog, or put him in the circus, one of the two.”Comment
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"Late last night I heard from Bill Clinton's intern that Bill was going to join us today.""Looks like I picked a bad day to give up sniffing glue.
- Steven McCrosky (Lloyd Bridges) in Airplane
i have epiphanies like that all the time. for example i was watching a basketball game today and realized pom poms are like a pair of tits. there's 2 of them. they're round. they shake. women play with them. thus instead of having two, cheerleaders have four boobs.
- nullnor, speaking on immigration law in AZ.Comment
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Picking on Jews?Originally posted by Hammer View PostI'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time--and this includes naps --I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground.Comment
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"Consider that a divorce!"Comment
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"Arnold, dude, was that a slumpbuster?"Comment
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"At least my wife wasn't dying of cancer when I did it."“Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.”
-Ralph Waldo EmersonComment
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The winner, I think!Originally posted by Kevin Seitzer View Post“Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.”
-Ralph Waldo EmersonComment
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I figured your rabbi took a little too much off the top. Certainly not your fault pal.Originally posted by billbuckner View PostAfter former Broncos quarterback Brian Griese sprained his ankle and said he was tripped on the stairs of his home by his golden retriever, Bella: “The dog stood up on his hind legs and gave him a push? You might want to get rid of that dog, or put him in the circus, one of the two.”Comment
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