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If DMT didn't exist we would have to invent it. There has to be a weirdest thing. Once we have the concept weird, there has to be a weirdest thing. And DMT is simply it.
- Terence McKenna
Bullshit is everywhere. - George Carlin (& Jon Stewart)
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel PaigeComment
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There's some other pretty funny ones
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Just turn the volume down as there is nsfw language.....It is wrong and ultimately self-defeating for a nation of immigrants to permit the kind of abuse of our immigration laws we have seen in recent years and we must stop it.
Bill Clinton 1995, State of the Union Address
"When they go low - we go High" great motto - too bad it was a sack of bullshit. DNC election mantraComment
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Saw this via the Popular Science RSS Feed - two undergrad students use the Leidenfrost effect to move water droplets.
people called me an idiot for burning popcorn in the microwave, but i know the real truth. - nullnorComment
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parrot, groove armada style
people called me an idiot for burning popcorn in the microwave, but i know the real truth. - nullnorComment
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One of my sisters in-laws has a parrot. They must argue a lot, because all this parrot did was swear and shout insults. If you gave it a treat it would say: "fuck off, no you fuck off" or "sit the fuck down" ... all with a really broad accent. I near choked when it shouted out "cover that fuckin' cage up".Comment
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Ever see videos of people who post themselves playing multi-player Xbox video games, or someone recording themselves opening up Easter "Mystery" eggs that have little toys inside?
Ever wonder why would someone post these videos, and more importantly, "who would watch crap like this?"
Well it's my sons. My sons watch these videos. Over and over. And over.
By the way, MLB Classic posts classic baseball games, in their entirety as they aired, on You Tube. Cool stuff.Comment
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Video games I can kind of understand, some of those are fun. I had been wondering about the people unpacking eggs thing. Not that you should watch it, but http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFIPCmsz778 has 13 million views and I do not get it at all. I hope my daughter doesn't end up liking that.In the best of times, our days are numbered, anyway. And it would be a crime against Nature for any generation to take the world crisis so solemnly that it put off enjoying those things for which we were presumably designed in the first place, and which the gravest statesmen and the hoarsest politicians hope to make available to all men in the end: I mean the opportunity to do good work, to fall in love, to enjoy friends, to sit under trees, to read, to hit a ball and bounce the baby.Comment
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came across this - definitely worthy of a couple of minutes.
If Michael Bay had directed UP! ...
It certainly feels that way. But I'm distrustful of that feeling and am curious about evidence.Comment
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Definitely staged, but still hilarious
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