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  • #16
    Originally posted by Pogues View Post
    Are you denying being Steve Martin? I always kind of assumed you were...
    I am NOT the AnitJor.....oh....wait.

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    • #17
      Why was the Aggie team late arriving at the game? Too many signs that said, "Clean Restrooms."

      J
      Ad Astra per Aspera

      Oh. In that case, never mind. - Wonderboy

      GITH fails logic 101. - bryanbutler

      Bah...OJH caught me. - Pogues

      I don't know if you guys are being willfully ignorant, but... - Judge Jude

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Steve View Post
        So it seems Steve Martin was doing some stand up last night (first time in 35 years) and he told THIS joke.

        http://www.vulture.com/2016/02/steve...ast-night.html
        Steve Martin is the Anti-Jordan?
        I'm not expecting to grow flowers in the desert...

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        • #19
          Originally posted by heyelander View Post
          Steve Martin is the Anti-Jordan?
          No, Steve Jordan is the Anti-Martin.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Steve View Post
            No, Steve Jordan is the Anti-Martin.
            Does that make Jordan Martin the Anti-Steve? And what is THAT person like?
            "Igor, would you give me a hand with the bags?"
            "Certainly. You take the blonde and I'll take the one in the turban!"

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Long John View Post
              Does that make Jordan Martin the Anti-Steve? And what is THAT person like?
              a really nice, smart and handsome man...
              "You know what's wrong with America? If I lovingly tongue a woman's nipple in a movie, it gets an "NC-17" rating, if I chop it off with a machete, it's an "R". That's what's wrong with America, man...."--Dennis Hopper

              "One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real." -- Klaus Kinski

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