SNL - 40th Anniversary

[Erik]

My 15-year-old self thought the Church Lady was the funniest thing ever.

[Judge Jude]

Well, isn't that special!

[Lucky]

not so, swampdragon. from a "match the Presidents to a current athletic program" post

"Benjamin Harrison. From Ohio and didn't really do much. OHIO"

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2015/2/16/8046589/the-presidents-assigned-to-their-proper-schools

hilarious list, by the way. a favorite:

"Andrew Jackson. Completely insane. Noted for exaggerated sense of hurt feelings versus imagined, fantastical notion of honor. Played weak schedule versus outnumbered opponents. Didn't graduate high school. Wildly successful and generally reviled. FLORIDA STATE"

for Madducks:

Zachary Taylor. Died mysteriously. PITT

Ronald Reagan. If you hate him, talking about him to one of his lifelong fans is the greatest waste of time, and the reverse is equally true. The simplest course is to just pretend you're not familiar with his work. PENN STATE

for Lucky:

Theodore Roosevelt. A raging, half-mad, football-obsessed egomaniac obsessed with war, shooting people, being shot, killing animals, punching people, being punched, and generally proving himself to be the baddest man in the room despite being born into every advantage on the planet in his chosen sphere. Counted more territories as his than he actually had. ALABAMA

John F. Kennedy. Spent a good portion of the day with his pants down or looking for amphetamines. Bought titles for the whole family AUBURN

Bill Clinton. Massive failures, massive comebacks, more massive failures, and a propensity for getting caught with their pants down in so many ways. Prone to bloat. ARKANSAS

Those are pretty funny.