Masturbation is key to having a flat stomach....

[Papa Deuce]

per Elle magazine:

1. Masturbate: There are benefits to indulging in solo-play even 10 minutes a day, with or without climax.


This was the 1st item mentioned in a story that was several paragraphs in length.

[Fresno Bob]

It only works for women, sorry

[Riff Raff]

Not for men. Boo.

[heyelander]

i read that as "every 10 minutes a day"

[Kevin Seitzer]

i read that as "every 10 minutes a day"

It's not easy to get a flat stomach. It requires dedication.

[johnnya24]

i read that as "every 10 minutes a day"

Reminiscing about your teenage years?

[Papa Deuce]

Not for men. Boo.

Dang, I thought Pogues and I might have a solution.

[heyelander]

Dang, I thought Pogues and I might have a solution.

workout buddies? NTTATWWT

[Pogues]

Dang, I thought Pogues and I might have a solution.

Whoa. Hold on a sec...

[Stephen]

The ol' Dutch Rudder.

That escalated quickly.

[heyelander]

Whoa. Hold on a sec...

just a second?

[heyelander]

The ol' Dutch Rudder.

pretty sure I'll regret this, but now I have to google "dutch rudder"

[heyelander]

pretty sure I'll regret this, but now I have to google "dutch rudder"

that just sounds awkward and unnecessarily complex

[Papa Deuce]

Whoa. Hold on a sec...

LOL, separately, of course...... BTW, down 7 pounds so far since Jan. 2nd.

[Steve]

Why has no one asked why PD was reading Elle magazine?