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    True story from the gym today.

    Today was my first workout since I posted about my issues with my back and the chiropractor. I also want to state that I think there is at least some truth to be found in every stereotype. OK, that said, here you go ( below is a copy and paste ):

    True story today from my local gym. And it goes along with what I was saying about there being "some" truth with stereotypes. I am on a bike..... 2 blonde women start using elliptical machines right next to me.

    The one girl asks the other where she is going on vacation.... She says "Paris, Italy"...... as if Paris is in Italy... So I think I heard it wrong. But then the other girl says "Paris is in France, not Italy." So now I think I did hear it right.

    Then the girl who said where she was going said "No, I am pretty sure Paris is in Italy."

    To which the other girl replied "I don't know. Maybe you are right."
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    that's awesome. I bet that happens because people says Paris, Italy instead of Paris and Italy. from now on when referring to Paris im going to say Paris Italy to do my part to perpetuate the myth. also when working out, work on your forearms, they say women look at our forearms the way we look at their boobs.

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    • #3
      I'm pretty sure Paris is in Texas.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Steve View Post
        I'm pretty sure Paris is in Texas.
        Now that brings back baaaaad flashbacks.
        I'm just here for the baseball.

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        • #5
          Hold on...isn't Paris in Germany?
          Considering his only baseball post in the past year was bringing up a 3 year old thread to taunt Hornsby and he's never contributed a dime to our hatpass, perhaps?

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          • #6
            Yeah, but isn't Italy in France?

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Pogues View Post
              Hold on...isn't Paris in Germany?
              Well, it is said that the Champs Élysées has so many trees so the Germans can march in the shade.
              I'm just here for the baseball.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by johnnya24 View Post
                Yeah, but isn't Italy in France?

                It is in Texas..... ( truly ) and of course Paris, Texas.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Pogues View Post
                  Hold on...isn't Paris in Germany?
                  Didn't the Germans bomb Pearl Harbor?
                  Bob- I'm not exactly sure it would ROCK as you say it Byron.. it may be cool, by typical text book descriptions. Your opinion of this is shallow and poorly constructed, but allow me to re-craft your initial thought into something tangable.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Piney Boy View Post
                    Didn't the Germans bomb Pearl Harbor?
                    now this is getting silly, seriously, why would the Germans bomb their own harbor???
                    It certainly feels that way. But I'm distrustful of that feeling and am curious about evidence.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by TranaGreg View Post
                      now this is getting silly, seriously, why would the Germans bomb their own harbor???
                      Germany doesn't have any harbors. It's landlocked. Russia to the east, Egypt to the west, Cameroon to the north, and Venezuela to the south.
                      Considering his only baseball post in the past year was bringing up a 3 year old thread to taunt Hornsby and he's never contributed a dime to our hatpass, perhaps?

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                      • #12
                        Lionel Joseph is from Cameroon
                        "You know what's wrong with America? If I lovingly tongue a woman's nipple in a movie, it gets an "NC-17" rating, if I chop it off with a machete, it's an "R". That's what's wrong with America, man...."--Dennis Hopper

                        "One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real." -- Klaus Kinski

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Fresno Bob View Post
                          Lionel Joseph is from Cameroon
                          Yeah, but that is Cameroon Mexico.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Steve View Post
                            I'm pretty sure Paris is in Texas.
                            There's a Paris in Ohio as well.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by griswold View Post
                              There's a Paris in Ohio as well.
                              I thought Ohio was in Canada.

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