Election 2020

[Ken]

Yet others use it far too infrequently

What's the frequency Kenneth?

[DMT]

What's the frequency Kenneth?

Are you posting in front of a mirror?

[heyelander]

Are you posting in front of a mirror?

while he was dressing.

[chancellor]

Yet others use it far too infrequently

That said, I agree.

[nullnor]

the best contrast to the voting by foot rule was when a black guy told me, when I asked why he would want to move back south, where his extended family is, he said it was his home. why wouldn't you want to go home. I was like, but the south is racist, and he said it's your home, it doesn't matter.

I guess it's sort of extreme saying if you don't like your state politics the only reason is to move. have the founding fathers been wrong before? what's up with amendments? are they like corrections to the constitution?

I am the worst person there is. I don't vote. I don't even know how to vote. yet, I talk about politics w/o backing it up. heh. and then I make up stories about reasons not to vote. like living in a blue state when apparently ppl want to count my popular vote.

I like the idea better of impregnating women more over a long term strategy. I just can't find enough women to agree to my strategy.

[umjewman]

while he was dressing.

Dressing like clothes, or dressing like his world famous salad dressing?

[chancellor]

I like the idea better of impregnating women more over a long term strategy. I just can't find enough women to agree to my strategy.

If it wouldn't lead to immediate divorce should Mrs Chance ever read it, I'd make that my new tagline.

[nullnor]

fucking Massachusetts. I am proud to live in this state. percentagewise they voted more blue for presidents than any other state in the last 5-6 elections.

[nullnor]

If it wouldn't lead to immediate divorce should Mrs Chance ever read it, I'd make that my new tagline.

you could say your doing it for the conservative cause. yet, sex and politics don't mix. women don't like political pillow talk.

[heyelander]

Dressing like clothes, or dressing like his world famous salad dressing?

it's not funny if you have to explain it.

[nullnor]

what I don't understand is how we arrived at the colors, red, blue, and purple. ..how many other colors are there is the visible wavelength spectrum? red and blue and purple are like injury colors. the Roy G Biv rule. .. so it's green right. wait.. i'd rather have my arm be red or blue and purple and bruised than green.

so we have established that having a green body part is bad.

[nullnor]

it's not funny if you have to explain it.

the secret sauce to hamburgers is thousand island dressing.

[umjewman]

it's not funny if you have to explain it.

I just was legitimately confused. I didn't know if you had some weird "naked Ken" thing that I missed.

However, explaining jokes IS one of my shticks with ol' Steve. I haven't done it in a while. Maybe I'll have to resurrect.

[Ken]

I didn't know if you had some weird "naked Ken" thing that I missed.

I know I do, for one.

[Kevin Seitzer]

I know I do, for one.

That said....