I'm convinced the only things swirling around in his head are Clinton, the election, my god I'm actually president, I'm rich, I own a lot of things, I like to grab pussy, and I hate Obama. Tell him anything and he can't pay attention, and get him in front of a crowd without notes and this is all he can think of. If he needs to speak about anything else, he's at a loss and babbles like a 3rd grader speaking in front of the class about a book he never read.
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I'm convinced the only things swirling around in his head are Clinton, the election, my god I'm actually president, I'm rich, I own a lot of things, I like to grab pussy, and I hate Obama. Tell him anything and he can't pay attention, and get him in front of a crowd without notes and this is all he can think of. If he needs to speak about anything else, he's at a loss and babbles like a 3rd grader speaking in front of the class about a book he never read.If DMT didn't exist we would have to invent it. There has to be a weirdest thing. Once we have the concept weird, there has to be a weirdest thing. And DMT is simply it.
- Terence McKenna
Bullshit is everywhere. - George Carlin (& Jon Stewart)
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel PaigeComment
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"Looks like I picked a bad day to give up sniffing glue.
- Steven McCrosky (Lloyd Bridges) in Airplane
i have epiphanies like that all the time. for example i was watching a basketball game today and realized pom poms are like a pair of tits. there's 2 of them. they're round. they shake. women play with them. thus instead of having two, cheerleaders have four boobs.
- nullnor, speaking on immigration law in AZ.Comment
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If DMT didn't exist we would have to invent it. There has to be a weirdest thing. Once we have the concept weird, there has to be a weirdest thing. And DMT is simply it.
- Terence McKenna
Bullshit is everywhere. - George Carlin (& Jon Stewart)
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel PaigeComment
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They are unprepared for retirement (I don't blame them for this, completely, as they were dealing with a faulty assumption). Their children and grandchildren will be paying for their care.
I could on, but I'll stop my rant."Looks like I picked a bad day to give up sniffing glue.
- Steven McCrosky (Lloyd Bridges) in Airplane
i have epiphanies like that all the time. for example i was watching a basketball game today and realized pom poms are like a pair of tits. there's 2 of them. they're round. they shake. women play with them. thus instead of having two, cheerleaders have four boobs.
- nullnor, speaking on immigration law in AZ.Comment
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I've believed for years that Boomers have ruined our country. Most of my friends agree. The entitled generation.If DMT didn't exist we would have to invent it. There has to be a weirdest thing. Once we have the concept weird, there has to be a weirdest thing. And DMT is simply it.
- Terence McKenna
Bullshit is everywhere. - George Carlin (& Jon Stewart)
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel PaigeComment
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"I lingered round them, under that benign sky: watched the moths fluttering among the heath and harebells, listened to the soft wind breathing through the grass, and wondered how any one could ever imagine unquiet slumbers for the sleepers in that quiet earth."Comment
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If DMT didn't exist we would have to invent it. There has to be a weirdest thing. Once we have the concept weird, there has to be a weirdest thing. And DMT is simply it.
- Terence McKenna
Bullshit is everywhere. - George Carlin (& Jon Stewart)
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel PaigeComment
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"I lingered round them, under that benign sky: watched the moths fluttering among the heath and harebells, listened to the soft wind breathing through the grass, and wondered how any one could ever imagine unquiet slumbers for the sleepers in that quiet earth."Comment
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If DMT didn't exist we would have to invent it. There has to be a weirdest thing. Once we have the concept weird, there has to be a weirdest thing. And DMT is simply it.
- Terence McKenna
Bullshit is everywhere. - George Carlin (& Jon Stewart)
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel PaigeComment
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Why are women in agreement with straight white male privilege instead of female privilege? Why does it seem that so many women make it a point to hate the female gender?"I lingered round them, under that benign sky: watched the moths fluttering among the heath and harebells, listened to the soft wind breathing through the grass, and wondered how any one could ever imagine unquiet slumbers for the sleepers in that quiet earth."Comment
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If DMT didn't exist we would have to invent it. There has to be a weirdest thing. Once we have the concept weird, there has to be a weirdest thing. And DMT is simply it.
- Terence McKenna
Bullshit is everywhere. - George Carlin (& Jon Stewart)
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel PaigeComment
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I suggest that you guys read Hillbilly Elegy by JD Vance to explain some of the incredibly flawed and contradictory thoughts of a decent percentage of the Trump base. You can even get it for free at the public library (like I did)
Growing up in Columbus Ohio I can understand the people described in the book from the hollers of KentuckyComment
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I'm convinced the only things swirling around in his head are Clinton, the election, my god I'm actually president, I'm rich, I own a lot of things, I like to grab pussy, and I hate Obama. Tell him anything and he can't pay attention, and get him in front of a crowd without notes and this is all he can think of. If he needs to speak about anything else, he's at a loss and babbles like a 3rd grader speaking in front of the class about a book he never read.
I grew up in North Jersey and since we were so close to the City and all the museums, each semester we were required to visit a museum and do an oral presentation on the museum. My buddy gets up there and is doing this like 10 minute presentation on an exhibit at the Met, including a paper that he had written about the exhibit. The teacher lets him go on for like 10 minutes before just saying "Michael, there is no exhibit like that at the Met." My buddy just says, "Oh, sorry." And sits down. Turns out he made the whole thing up instead of just going to a museum. It was incredible.
Swampy, as a high school teacher, would you at least throw the kid a C for creativity?Comment
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This just reminds me of something from high school - nothing to do with Trump at all, but hysterical.
I grew up in North Jersey and since we were so close to the City and all the museums, each semester we were required to visit a museum and do an oral presentation on the museum. My buddy gets up there and is doing this like 10 minute presentation on an exhibit at the Met, including a paper that he had written about the exhibit. The teacher lets him go on for like 10 minutes before just saying "Michael, there is no exhibit like that at the Met." My buddy just says, "Oh, sorry." And sits down. Turns out he made the whole thing up instead of just going to a museum. It was incredible.
Swampy, as a high school teacher, would you at least throw the kid a C for creativity?If DMT didn't exist we would have to invent it. There has to be a weirdest thing. Once we have the concept weird, there has to be a weirdest thing. And DMT is simply it.
- Terence McKenna
Bullshit is everywhere. - George Carlin (& Jon Stewart)
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel PaigeComment
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