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The founding fathers did not know dinosaurs existed (srsly).
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Prior to 1819 some dinosaur bones had been discovered, but folks thought they belonged to giant humans. And that's how we know the founding fathers' vision for this country was infallible.More American children die by gunfire in a year than on-duty police officers and active duty military.Comment
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Umpires are required to wear dark colored underwear during games. (so is Squid's mom when I come over)More American children die by gunfire in a year than on-duty police officers and active duty military.Comment
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Champagne for breakfast and a Sherman in my hand !
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The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
George Orwell, 1984
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Saw something tonight I don't think I have ever seen before: four consecutive bases-loaded walks."Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"Comment
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Braves over .500 for the first time this season. So that's nice."Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"Comment
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What will we do when this thread reaches 15,000 posts?"Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"Comment
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cake and ice cream for everyone?"Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"Comment
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Actually, that doesn't seem very Amish."Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"Comment
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