*** VD 13 Commentary Thread ***

[Bene Futuis]

I am really starting to see how these jackdicks who refuse to wear masks in public get their asses kicked. I started to feel my blood rising out in front of the store today - fortunately the dipshits got turned away. I have a child and a mother who are medically vulnerable. These fat clowns playing dress up and storming capital buildings and screaming at nurses deserve awful things to happen to them.

Oh, but I'm probably just being "politically correct" by wearing a mask, at least according to one rotund halfwit in particular.

[Bene Futuis]

Anyways, back to talking about food before Ken gives me negative reputation!

[Bene Futuis]

My mom is asking if you got your package....

sounds racy.

Oops, forgot to follow up with you. Nothing in the mail yet. Your mom remains a total superstar, though!

[Bene Futuis]

I read once that the total weight of all ants in the world exceeds the total weight of all humans, so I looked it up. Not true. Humans weigh more. There are an estimated 320+ trillion to 1 quadrillion ants on earth, though. Unsure how many are not on earth.

[Bene Futuis]

California is number two among the states in mushroom revenue, at $217 million, which does not surprise me, given all the mushroom farms that I used to drive past in Gilroy. But can anyone guess the number one state? I would have had no idea.

Did you ever drive past the garlic festival in Gilroy? You could smell that thing for miles and miles and miles.

[Bene Futuis]

The unending artichoke fields of Watsonville are also a sight to behold.

[Bene Futuis]

The weirdest agricultural landscape has to be the beet fields of Nebraska, though. That place is so flat you can see forever and it's beets as far as the eye can see. Really disconcerting, honestly. Very strange place. Much odd. Many quizzicals.

[chancellor]

Did you ever drive past the garlic festival in Gilroy? You could smell that thing for miles and miles and miles.

I worked vampire cleanup one year.

[Kevin Seitzer]

Did you ever drive past the garlic festival in Gilroy? You could smell that thing for miles and miles and miles.

Yep. I had a good friend who lived in Morgan Hill, so I was down that way often.

[Kevin Seitzer]

The unending artichoke fields of Watsonville are also a sight to behold.

Yes they are. I love that whole area around Monterrey Bay.

[Kevin Seitzer]

The weirdest agricultural landscape has to be the beet fields of Nebraska, though. That place is so flat you can see forever and it's beets as far as the eye can see. Really disconcerting, honestly. Very strange place. Much odd. Many quizzicals.

To me, that's normal because I grew up with flat. Very, very flat.

[Kevin Seitzer]

I worked vampire cleanup one year.

Are vampires very messy?

[Kevin Seitzer]

I read once that the total weight of all ants in the world exceeds the total weight of all humans, so I looked it up. Not true. Humans weigh more. There are an estimated 320+ trillion to 1 quadrillion ants on earth, though. Unsure how many are not on earth.

Doesn't the Fermi paradox imply that there are species of ant men on some planet elsewhere in the universe?

[Bene Futuis]

Doesn't the Fermi paradox imply that there are species of ant men on some planet elsewhere in the universe?

It's a race of human / ant hybrids who nitpick every damn thing you say, trying to focus on unimportant minutiae. They are known as --- Pedants.

[Bene Futuis]

I worked vampire cleanup one year.

Didn't some psycho shoot up the festival last year? Hard to keep all the mass shootings straight....