*** VD 13 Commentary Thread ***

[heyelander]

My existence while grotesque and incomprehensible, to you, saves food. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me eating your food. You need me eating your food. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up some bread and make a sandwich. Either way, I don't give a *damn* what food you think you are entitled to!

.....

[heyelander]

fuck-an-a

[Bene Futuis]

Son, we live in a world that has refrigerators, and those refrigerators have to be guarded by men with spoons. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Feral Slasher? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for JohnnyA and you curse the vintage drafts. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know; that Johnny's death, while tragic, probably saved pea soup. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, *saves soup*. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me at that refrigerator. You need me at that refrigerator. We use words like hunger, savor, succulence. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent cooking something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sits at the table of the very food that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a spoon and take a seat. Either way, I don't give a *damn* what you think you are entitled to!

This is the kind of high quality post we have come to expect here at RJVD.

[Kevin Seitzer]

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[The Feral Slasher]

Son, we live in a world that has refrigerators, and those refrigerators have to be guarded by men with spoons. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Feral Slasher? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for JohnnyA and you curse the vintage drafts. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know; that Johnny's death, while tragic, probably saved pea soup. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, *saves soup*. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me at that refrigerator. You need me at that refrigerator. We use words like hunger, savor, succulence. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent cooking something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sits at the table of the very food that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way,!

Thank you

[heyelander]

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Since then....
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+1795 *** VD 13 Commentary Thread ***
+344 Election 2020

Well, we could just end any threads chances of ever over-taking us and just change the name of this thread to "VD Commentary thread" I see 40k posts here at some point easy.

[The Feral Slasher]

Well, we could just end any threads chances of ever over-taking us and just change the name of this thread to "VD Commentary thread" I see 40k posts here at some point easy.

That's cheating dude ! What next buzzers and trash can noises ?

[Kevin Seitzer]

That's cheating dude ! What next buzzers and trash can noises ?

You said thank you but you didn't go on your way?

[The Feral Slasher]

You said thank you but you didn't go on your way?

I came back ! came back strong !

[heyelander]

That's cheating dude ! What next buzzers and trash can noises ?

well, trump has had 4 years to do stupid shit to generate posts in that thread. I think it's only fair.

[The Feral Slasher]

Plus, my heinie's clean, Yeah, it's charmin clean

[The Feral Slasher]

well, trump has had 4 years to do stupid shit to generate posts in that thread. I think it's only fair.

We've only been doing stupid shit here for about a year

[The Feral Slasher]

We've only been doing stupid shit here for about a year

mostly me, I suppose

[The Feral Slasher]

and Seitzer

[The Feral Slasher]

and sometimes Ken