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More American children die by gunfire in a year than on-duty police officers and active duty military.
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Reminds me of a funny story I heard that is not going to translate via message board very well:
So, my dad is a relentless optimist. He has a positive take on just about anything. So I test him periodically to see what kind of positive spin he can put on things. Recently I asked him about a serial killer who murdered people in his house, chopped them into little pieces, and buried them in his back yard. My dad thought about it for a bit and replied, "Well, clearly he's a hard worker. Plus, he's a homeowner!"More American children die by gunfire in a year than on-duty police officers and active duty military.
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I use that one with my wife, who apparently accidentally married a total cynic (who, me?). She is unflaggingly optimistic about things and hates to hear anyone badmouthed. Now, one would imagine that this would be a dealbreaker for someone married to a shit talker like myself, but I guess not. Any time she defends someone I am talking shit about, I'll chime in with "plus, he's a homeowner!"
I sleep on the couch a lot.More American children die by gunfire in a year than on-duty police officers and active duty military.
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Originally posted by Bene Futuis View PostI use that one with my wife, who apparently accidentally married a total cynic (who, me?). She is unflaggingly optimistic about things and hates to hear anyone badmouthed. Now, one would imagine that this would be a dealbreaker for someone married to a shit talker like myself, but I guess not. Any time she defends someone I am talking shit about, I'll chime in with "plus, he's a homeowner!"
I sleep on the couch a lot.---------------------------------------------
Champagne for breakfast and a Sherman in my hand !
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The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
George Orwell, 1984
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Originally posted by Bene Futuis View PostReminds me of a funny story I heard that is not going to translate via message board very well:
So, my dad is a relentless optimist. He has a positive take on just about anything. So I test him periodically to see what kind of positive spin he can put on things. Recently I asked him about a serial killer who murdered people in his house, chopped them into little pieces, and buried them in his back yard. My dad thought about it for a bit and replied, "Well, clearly he's a hard worker. Plus, he's a homeowner!""Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"
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Originally posted by Bene Futuis View PostI use that one with my wife, who apparently accidentally married a total cynic (who, me?). She is unflaggingly optimistic about things and hates to hear anyone badmouthed. Now, one would imagine that this would be a dealbreaker for someone married to a shit talker like myself, but I guess not. Any time she defends someone I am talking shit about, I'll chime in with "plus, he's a homeowner!"
I sleep on the couch a lot."Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"
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Originally posted by Bene Futuis View PostI use that one with my wife, who apparently accidentally married a total cynic (who, me?). She is unflaggingly optimistic about things and hates to hear anyone badmouthed. Now, one would imagine that this would be a dealbreaker for someone married to a shit talker like myself, but I guess not. Any time she defends someone I am talking shit about, I'll chime in with "plus, he's a homeowner!"
I sleep on the couch a lot."Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"
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Originally posted by Bene Futuis View PostI feel personally attacked by your lax execution with regards to capitalization, FEral SLasher. The four dot ellipsis salvages your reckless post somewhat. Still, what kind of lawless chaos are you trying to promote here? I suspected there were far left Anticaps around but to have one so close..... it's like the quiet guy next door who turns out to be a serial killer."Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"
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Originally posted by Kevin Seitzer View Postwouldn't they be anticaps?---------------------------------------------
Champagne for breakfast and a Sherman in my hand !
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The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
George Orwell, 1984
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TIme for a VD13 run ?---------------------------------------------
Champagne for breakfast and a Sherman in my hand !
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The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
George Orwell, 1984
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Originally posted by The Feral Slasher View PostTIme for a VD13 run ?---------------------------------------------
Champagne for breakfast and a Sherman in my hand !
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The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
George Orwell, 1984
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30 SEcond timer i laugh at u---------------------------------------------
Champagne for breakfast and a Sherman in my hand !
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The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
George Orwell, 1984
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