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  • The Feral Slasher
    MVP
    • Oct 2011
    • 13397

    Originally posted by Kevin Seitzer
    Okay I'm leaving you Western time zone fucknuts and going to bed. See ya in the morning. Cheerio!
    damn, mate ! blimey ! leaving when it's just getting good.
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    Champagne for breakfast and a Sherman in my hand !
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    The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
    George Orwell, 1984

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    • Bene Futuis
      All Star
      • Jan 2011
      • 5175

      Originally posted by Kevin Seitzer
      Okay I'm leaving you Western time zone fucknuts and going to bed. See ya in the morning. Cheerio!
      Mountain time zone por vida, esse.
      More American children die by gunfire in a year than on-duty police officers and active duty military.

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      • The Feral Slasher
        MVP
        • Oct 2011
        • 13397

        Random article I came across in case anyone is bored and wants something to read. I hate how organizations are so defensive and self-protective. I suppose it is because we are the same way as humans, and organizations are just composed of humans, and perhaps led by people with the least good aspects of humanity. Or maybe organizations tend to amplify the worst aspects and minimize the good ones. I feel I'm talking like nully now. Anyway just an article I found interesting. Or maybe the guy had it coming and ProPublica is spouting fake news !

        Navy Cmdr. Bryce Benson accepted responsibility for the deadly crash of the USS Fitzgerald and was told, “That’s done now.” But when another ship crashed, the Navy decided it wasn’t through with him. Its pursuit nearly destroyed him and his family.
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        Champagne for breakfast and a Sherman in my hand !
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        The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
        George Orwell, 1984

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        • Bene Futuis
          All Star
          • Jan 2011
          • 5175

          Why the fuck does every team keep so many QBs on its reserves in our 1 QB league? Noobs.
          More American children die by gunfire in a year than on-duty police officers and active duty military.

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          • Bene Futuis
            All Star
            • Jan 2011
            • 5175

            So I learned something today:

            Christians believe Jesus ascended to heaven after the crucifixion, right? So one wouldn't be considered crazy for thinking that included all of him. HOWEVER, Jesus had been circumcised. That's right, the holy foreskin got left behind, just like in the movie. Since it was part of the holy dong it, too, possessed holy powers according to some. There have been tons of claims of ownership of the holy foreskin and about its magic powers. It's called the Holy Prepuce. National Geographic even ran a special called "The Quest for the Holy Foreskin".

            Honestly I am a better person for having learned this.
            More American children die by gunfire in a year than on-duty police officers and active duty military.

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            • Ken
              Administrator
              • Feb 2016
              • 10977

              Originally posted by Bene Futuis
              Why the fuck does every team keep so many QBs on its reserves in our 1 QB league? Noobs.
              I haven't had any QBs on reserve for the last 3 weeks.

              Looks like you have 1.

              Noob.

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              • Bene Futuis
                All Star
                • Jan 2011
                • 5175

                Originally posted by Ken
                I haven't had any QBs on reserve for the last 3 weeks.

                Looks like you have 1.

                Noob.
                I picked up one dude to fill in for one week during Aaron Rodgers' bye. I tried to drop backup guy, who ironically performed better than Rodgers has pretty much all year, but got outbid on the goddamn Colts RB who put up a metric shit ton of points against me yesterday. And we have come full circle back to why it's clear that Han shot first. What was my point again?
                More American children die by gunfire in a year than on-duty police officers and active duty military.

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                • Bene Futuis
                  All Star
                  • Jan 2011
                  • 5175

                  Some of the fancy hipster microbrew places around here are now making lagers and I have to say, that shit might make me change my tune about preferring cheap beer. Mmmmmmm.
                  More American children die by gunfire in a year than on-duty police officers and active duty military.

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                  • Ken
                    Administrator
                    • Feb 2016
                    • 10977

                    Originally posted by Bene Futuis
                    I picked up one dude to fill in for one week during Aaron Rodgers' bye.
                    Next time just take your 0 like a man.

                    Originally posted by Bene Futuis
                    I tried to drop backup guy, who ironically performed better than Rodgers has pretty much all year, but got outbid on the goddamn Colts RB who put up a metric shit ton of points against me yesterday.
                    Yeah I saw that. At least he left Fuller on the bench. Lucky bastard.

                    Originally posted by Bene Futuis
                    And we have come full circle back to why it's clear that Han shot first. What was my point again?
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                    • The Feral Slasher
                      MVP
                      • Oct 2011
                      • 13397

                      Originally posted by Bene Futuis
                      So I learned something today:

                      Christians believe Jesus ascended to heaven after the crucifixion, right? So one wouldn't be considered crazy for thinking that included all of him. HOWEVER, Jesus had been circumcised. That's right, the holy foreskin got left behind, just like in the movie. Since it was part of the holy dong it, too, possessed holy powers according to some. There have been tons of claims of ownership of the holy foreskin and about its magic powers. It's called the Holy Prepuce. National Geographic even ran a special called "The Quest for the Holy Foreskin".

                      Honestly I am a better person for having learned this.
                      I had a really good DMBL for this, but wasn't sure if it could be offensive. Although after "Holy Dong" chances are I was pretty safe....or at least I'd have company in hell.
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                      Champagne for breakfast and a Sherman in my hand !
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                      The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
                      George Orwell, 1984

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                      • The Feral Slasher
                        MVP
                        • Oct 2011
                        • 13397

                        Originally posted by Kevin Seitzer
                        It was the beer talking.
                        Can you ask it to keep it down, people are trying to sleep
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                        Champagne for breakfast and a Sherman in my hand !
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                        The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
                        George Orwell, 1984

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                        • The Feral Slasher
                          MVP
                          • Oct 2011
                          • 13397

                          Originally posted by Bene Futuis
                          Some of the fancy hipster microbrew places around here are now making lagers and I have to say, that shit might make me change my tune about preferring cheap beer. Mmmmmmm.
                          just a hint of mango makes all the difference
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                          Champagne for breakfast and a Sherman in my hand !
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                          The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
                          George Orwell, 1984

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                          • The Feral Slasher
                            MVP
                            • Oct 2011
                            • 13397

                            Duke Medicine - BigBeef linkage is undeniable and concerning.


                            ….lol, BigBeef linkage
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                            Champagne for breakfast and a Sherman in my hand !
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                            The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
                            George Orwell, 1984

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                            • Kevin Seitzer
                              All Star
                              • Jan 2011
                              • 9175

                              Originally posted by The Feral Slasher
                              Duke Medicine - BigBeef linkage is undeniable and concerning.


                              ….lol, BigBeef linkage
                              Sometimes people take these responses so seriously that I wonder if they are in on the joke.
                              "Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"

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                              • Kevin Seitzer
                                All Star
                                • Jan 2011
                                • 9175

                                Originally posted by Bene Futuis
                                Some of the fancy hipster microbrew places around here are now making lagers and I have to say, that shit might make me change my tune about preferring cheap beer. Mmmmmmm.
                                Don't micro brew lagers just go down so smooth?
                                "Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"

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